Featured image of post 2024-10-28   Bear Cryptos:  Even  Ancient Bitcoin Whales are Selling

2024-10-28 Bear Cryptos: Even Ancient Bitcoin Whales are Selling

Crypto looking like that Etch-a-Sketch your kid uses to torture you - a whole lotta shaky lines heading generally down. Even OG Bitcoin whales are cashing out, maybe for pizza money? πŸ• Let's dive into this dumpster fire...πŸ”₯

  • MOB (MobileCoin)
    • $0.31: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 28% in the last 24 hours? Someone needs to tell this coin that mobility shouldn’t mean moving straight down the charts. Maybe it’s time to ditch the ‘mobile’ and embrace ‘immobile’, like a statue… a really, really cheap statue.
  • FOR (ForTube)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • With a name like ‘ForTube,’ I was hoping for endless entertainment and riches. Instead, all I see is a big, fat 0.00 staring back at me. Maybe it’s time to rename this one ‘ForTheDumpster’? πŸ—‘οΈ
  • KP3R (Keep3rV1)
    • $26.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • KP3R, more like KeepCryingV1, am I right? 😭 Okay, it’s not the worst performer this week, but a 51% drop over 7 days? This one’s about as predictable as my sleep schedule after a late-night crypto trading binge.
  • ETHW (EthereumPoW)
    • $2.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Oh, look, it’s the less cool cousin of Ethereum, trying to stay relevant. It’s like that friend who insists on wearing the same outfit as you but looks like a low-budget knockoff.
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.16: ⭐⭐
    • Dust Protocol - a fitting name, because that’s what your portfolio will be reduced to if you put all your eggs in this basket. This coin is down 11% in the last 24 hours, proving that even in a bear market, some things just want to go down more than others.

This ancient Bitcoin whale is likely laughing at all of us while sipping mojitos on a beach somewhere, having just cashed out $9.68 million big ones. This got me thinking… if someone who mined Bitcoin FIVE DAYS after the genesis block is selling, shouldn’t we be worried? Maybe they know something we don’t, or maybe they’re just tired of HODLing. Either way, this week’s 10M market data is about as appealing as a cold, soggy french fry at the bottom of the bag. 🍟


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -28% 0.31 77.8M 497 MOB MobileCoin
1 -24% 79% 0 3.19M 1555 FOR ForTube
2 -19% 65% 0 2.42M 1685 RFOX RFOX
3 -16% 88% 0 300K 2210 YLD Yield App
4 -15% 30% 0.04 3.77M 1787 HSF Hillstone Finance
5 -14% 0.03 34.1M 1202 BBF Bubblefong
6 -14% 12% 0 155M 829 DEL Decimal
7 -13% 38% 0.01 14.5M 1267 LA LATOKEN
8 -11% 0.16 5.17M 1497 DUST Dust Protocol
9 -11% 68% 1.29 27M 835 DERO Dero
10 -9% 60% 0.2 25.3M 898 KSP KLAYswap Protocol
11 -9% 30% 0 269M 405 SURE inSure DeFi
12 -9% 87% 0 1.89M 1671 DOCK Dock
13 -9% 57% 1.12 112M 482 ORN Orion
14 -9% 26.56 11.3M 1009 KP3R Keep3rV1
15 -8% 52% 0.01 11.9M 1209 FNCY FNCY
16 -8% 67% 0.22 44.5M 687 BOSON Boson Protocol
17 -7% 0.25 12M 1135 MTRG Meter Governance
18 -7% 82% 4.11 44.5M 628 DESO Decentralized Social
19 -7% 0.59 52.9M 1116 FRONT Frontier
20 -7% 14% 0 629K 2441 PTS Petals
21 -7% 48% 1.21 1.21B 109 SUPER SuperVerse
22 -7% 95% 1.95 19.5M 831 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
23 -6% 5.71 28.5M 740 OG OG Fan Token
24 -6% 0.02 13.5M 1408 TOMI tomi
25 -6% 2.96 319M 156 ETHW EthereumPoW
26 -6% 0.39 439M 134 AIOZ AIOZ Network
27 -6% 55% 0.96 191M 335 DIA DIA
28 -6% 6.13 118M 325 PROM Prom

The crypto market is serving up a big plate of ‘I told you so’ this week, seasoned with a generous sprinkle of ‘maybe you should have listened to your gut.’ As always, buckle up, buttercup, because next week could be even wilder. Or not. Honestly, it’s crypto, so who knows? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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