- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $99472.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- King Bitcoin is still strutting its stuff, but it’s starting to look like a heavyweight champ who’s had one too many celebratory pizzas. Its fully diluted market cap is enormous, but some experts are crying bubble. Someone even sold a fraction of their Bitcoin to pay off their car. Talk about missing the moon for the parking lot!
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme-coin that refuses to die, is like the class clown of the crypto world. Everyone loves it, but nobody takes it seriously. Its price might be down, but its meme game is still strong.
Hold on to your hats, folks! MicroStrategy (MSTR), a company betting big on Bitcoin, is getting shorted like a bad prom date. One brave soul on WallStreetBets put $2.6 million on the line, predicting a Bitcoin blow-off top. That’s like selling your grandma’s dentures to buy lottery tickets – bold move! Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s fully diluted market cap is sky-high, leaving some Redditors wondering if their cars are secretly worth millions. Is this the future of finance or a collective fever dream? Let’s dive in.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+2% | 94% | 99472.4 | 2.09T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+7% | 3375.05 | 406B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+7% | 260.07 | 153B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+23% | 56% | 1.37 | 137B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 132B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 629.45 | 90.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.39 | 57.7B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+10% | 77% | 0.86 | 38.9B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 38.3B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+7% | 3373.31 | 33.1B | 9977 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
5.5 | 28.1B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.4B | 9978 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
+4% | 57% | 35.86 | 25.7B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 15.3 | 15.3B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 14.6B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 99037.5 | 14.5B | 9980 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+16% | 59% | 0.28 | 13.9B | 19 | XLM | Stellar |
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 46.29 | 13.9B | 43 | OKB | OKB | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 11.91 | 13.4B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 94% | 495.11 | 10.4B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
 |
+5% | 9.35 | 9.35B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+7% | 6.11 | 9.29B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 4.63 | 9.08B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+20% | 29% | 2.07 | 8.9B | 45 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 8.85 | 8.72B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.78 | 7.79B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
89% | 89.51 | 7.52B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.67 | 6.93B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show – full of drama, surprises, and questionable decisions. Will Bitcoin finally reach $100k? Will MicroStrategy survive the short squeeze? Will Dogecoin become the world’s reserve currency? Tune in next week to find out! (Or don’t, because it’s probably all going to crash anyway.)