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2024-11-22 Crypto Market Mayhem: Fully Diluted Edition

Buckle up, buttercup. Today's crypto rollercoaster features tokens so diluted they make your grandma's iced tea look like espresso. We're diving into the Fully Diluted Market Cap (FDMC) basement dwellers, where fortunes are lost and memes are born.

  • WAIT (Hourglass)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hourglass (WAIT), appropriately named because making gains with this one could feel like watching paint dry. Still, a 16% jump in 24 hours is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Maybe there’s some life in this timepiece yet.
  • RMRK (RMRK)
    • $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • RMRK - because ‘Remarkable’ was too much of a commitment? It’s up 9%, so maybe it’s not that unremarkable after all. This token is flexing in the FDMC gutter, proving you don’t need billions to make a splash. Just don’t yolo your life savings.
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dust Protocol (DUST): If you’re looking for a token that’s about as predictable as a cat on a sugar rush, look no further. It’s flat today, which in crypto-land, is as exciting as watching grass grow. Maybe tomorrow it’ll do a backflip.
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dawn Protocol - more like Dusk Protocol, am I right? An 80% drop in 24 hours? Ouch. That’s a fall harder than Icarus. My condolences to the bag holders. You need a hug. Or a stiff drink.
  • TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • TABOO TOKEN: With a name like that, you’d expect some wild price action. But it’s only up 1%. Guess some taboos are best left unbroken. Still, it’s not in the Dawn Protocol dumpster fire territory, so there’s that.

Remember that guy on Reddit who sold 0.16 BTC to pay off his car? Big baller move? Nah, especially now with Bitcoin near $100K. If he had waited, his car could’ve been a Lambo (or at least a slightly less used Honda). And while Bitcoin and MicroStrategy stocks are making some people dance, others are shorting it and crying themselves to sleep. Meanwhile, our low FDMC coins are staging their own drama, with price swings wilder than a Kanye rant.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 0.06 0 4193 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +26% 0 56.6K 2591 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +3% 0 69.9K 2592 PLAY Play Token
3 -80% 79% 0 102K 2538 DAWN Dawn Protocol
4 +43% 0 134K 2459 RFR Refereum
5 -12% 99% 0 332K 2249 MARO Maro
6 -7% 0 424K 2173 DREP Drep [new]
7 88% 0 429K 2209 YLD Yield App
8 -10% 14% 0 581K 2537 PTS Petals
9 -7% 0.01 606K 2081 VEGA Vega Protocol
10 +6% 58% 0 705K 2184 LYRA Lyra
11 +6% 0.01 942K 1935 GRV Grove Coin
12 30% 0.01 1.1M 2248 HSF Hillstone Finance
13 +16% 97% 0.01 1.38M 1819 WAIT Hourglass
14 +3% 99% 0 1.57M 1764 OOKI Ooki Protocol
15 -5% 0.01 1.92M 1809 VTS Veritise
16 79% 0 1.95M 1771 FOR ForTube
17 -11% 69% 0 2.77M 1704 TAMA Tamadoge
18 +9% 87% 0 2.28M 1695 DOCK Dock
19 49% 0 2.09M 1898 STRM StreamCoin
20 0.07 2.3M 1824 DUST Dust Protocol
21 +1% 0 2.32M 2140 THN Throne
22 54% 0 2.38M 1830 SSG SOMESING
23 -4% 0 2.4M 1632 REV Revain
24 +19% 65% 0 2.41M 1763 RFOX RFOX
25 -6% 90% 0 2.64M 1638 BWO Battle World
26 +9% 90% 0.28 2.78M 1617 RMRK RMRK
27 +1% 100% 0 2.84M 1587 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
28 -8% 0.04 3.01M 1572 FSN Fusion

So there you have it, folks. The crypto Wild West in all its glory. Fortunes made and lost in the blink of an eye, fortunes barely made, and fortunes gloriously obliterated. If you’re feeling brave (or reckless), dive in. If not, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Tune in tomorrow, where we might actually see some coins make it out of the FDMC dungeon. But don’t hold your breath. And for crying out loud, don’t sell your Bitcoin for a Kia.

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