- ANT (Aragon)
- $3.20: ⭐⭐
- Aragon (ANT) up 104% in 24h? More like ‘Ant’ and Dec, where Dec’s the only one making any money. I’m not falling for this pump-and-dump honey trap… maybe.
- BRICK (r/FortNiteBR Bricks)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐
- BRICK up 29% today and honestly, it looks more stable than my actual portfolio right now. JPow really did a number on all of us. At least BRICK’s doing better than my attempts to “return to work,” which is actually “return to office” as if we haven’t been WORKING.
- ZEN (Horizen)
- $15.45: ⭐⭐⭐
- ZEN, huh? More like ‘Zen and the Art of Losing All Your Money.’ Only up 9%, after the portfolio bloodbath JPow inflicted upon the markets. I swear he did this to wipe out his competition.
- CTC (Creditcoin)
- $1.27: ⭐⭐⭐
- Creditcoin (CTC) is down 12% this week. I give it a 3 out of 5 stars, which coincidentally is also the number of brain cells I have left after looking at these charts all day.
- TOMI (tomi)
- $0.01: ⭐
- TOMI down 40% this week. My portfolio is down about the same amount, and I’m now accepting applications for a sugar daddy. Must be a fan of ‘giant red dildos’ (a direct quote from Reddit, thank you very much).
While JPow’s been busy playing whack-a-mole with the stock market (SPY puts anyone?), the crypto world’s having its own little drama fest. Remember that guy who sold his house for Bitcoin? Turns out he’s living the dream in Thailand now. Meanwhile, the rest of us are staring at our portfolios like they’ve sprouted extra limbs after that FED announcement.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+104% | 3.2 | 138M | 388 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+48% | 75% | 0 | 13.5M | 1209 | BAX | BABB |
| 2 |  |
 |
+45% | 99% | 0.04 | 81.1M | 532 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 3 |  |
 |
+36% | 0.09 | 90.4M | 523 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+29% | 0.04 | 4.18M | 1513 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+26% | 0 | 18.7M | 1376 | GXA | GALAXIA | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.01 | 7.87M | 1821 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+21% | 0 | 127M | 676 | BRISE | Bitgert | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+20% | 2% | 0 | 1.91M | 2670 | GF | GuildFi |
| 9 |  |
 |
+18% | 0 | 153K | 2509 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.03 | 1.81M | 1814 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+14% | 54% | 0 | 11.5M | 1371 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 12 |  |
 |
+13% | 22% | 0 | 59.9M | 1098 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 13 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.76 | 84.9M | 514 | USDX | USDX [Kava] | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.46 | 69.6M | 685 | FIS | StaFi | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+9% | 75% | 15.45 | 324M | 274 | ZEN | Horizen |
| 16 |  |
 |
+8% | 68% | 1.27 | 763M | 145 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 17 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.02 | 16.9M | 1482 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 16.5M | 1022 | MXC | Moonchain | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 70% | 0.11 | 110M | 541 | UTK | xMoney |
| 20 |  |
 |
+5% | 1.2 | 260M | 806 | AMPL | Ampleforth | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+3% | 44% | 19.93 | 199M | 505 | MPL | Maple |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 87% | 0.34 | 7.14M | 1373 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.56 | 28M | 871 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+3% | 93% | 0.14 | 70.8M | 582 | AERGO | Aergo |
| 25 |  |
 |
+3% | 6.72 | 269M | 579 | UQC | Uquid Coin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.33 | 29M | 860 | PIVX | PIVX | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 10.1M | 1214 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 1.76 | 111M | 542 | TON | Tokamak Network |
So, there you have it. Another day, another crypto dumpster fire. Just kidding (mostly). But seriously, maybe we should all start selling our houses for Bitcoin. It worked for that guy in Phuket!