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2024-12-20: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown?

Buckle up buttercup because the crypto rollercoaster is on a one-way trip to Nopeville Were dissecting the 10M market carnage and it aint pretty

  • ANT (Aragon)
    • $5.26: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Aragon (ANT) is up 179% over 7 days. Either this is the next big thing, or it’s about to implode faster than a Hawk Tuah memecoin (RIP Hailey Welch’s career, btw).
  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.35: ⭐
    • Remember Bitcoin? This isn’t it. It’s like the sequel to a movie nobody asked for. Plus, it’s only up 2% in 24 hours. Thrilling stuff, folks.
  • VERI (Veritaseum)
    • $22.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Veritaseum (VERI) up by 20% over 7 days, defying the market doom and gloom. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a glimmer of hope in this dumpster fire

Remember El Salvador’s Bitcoin ‘paradise’? Turns out, the IMF just called their bluff. Bukele’s forced to scale back his Bitcoin plans. The irony is thicker than Trump’s bronzer after a meeting with Crypto.com’s CEO (also, what’s with those smiles? Yikes). Meanwhile, XRP lost $7 BILLION in a day. You might call this ‘alt season’…if by ‘alt season’ you mean the season of ‘alts getting absolutely wrecked.’


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +64% 5.26 227M 276 ANT Aragon
1 +39% 0.03 29.4M 835 MNGO Mango
2 +23% 75% 0.35 106M 519 CTXC Cortex
3 +18% 0 22.3M 1292 GXA GALAXIA
4 +16% 2% 0 2.22M 2645 GF GuildFi
5 +12% 4% 0 47.1M 1726 HVH HAVAH
6 +12% 38% 0.03 27.7M 1168 LA LATOKEN
7 +11% 61% 0.21 103M 584 PRQ PARSIQ
8 +11% 100% 0 36.1M 773 KIN Kin
9 +10% 22.09 2.21B 5857 VERI Veritaseum
10 +9% 0.06 0 3505 STRAX Stratis [Old]
11 +8% 75% 16.7 351M 256 ZEN Horizen
12 +7% 49% 0 2.64M 1902 STRM StreamCoin
13 +6% 0 136K 2568 PLAY Play Token
14 +5% 43% 0 27M 1131 OBSR Observer
15 +5% 0.24 46.9M 678 ARRR Pirate Chain
16 +4% 0.94 1.54B 659 MCT Metacraft
17 +4% 0 418K 2261 DREP Drep [new]
18 +4% 0.01 72.3M 631 DIONE Dione Protocol
19 +3% 12% 0.78 78.2M 1203 CUBE Somnium Space Cubes
20 +3% 0 67M 726 ZEON ZEON
21 +3% 79% 0 1.6M 1909 FOR ForTube
22 +3% 0.44 43.7M 702 POLS Polkastarter
23 +3% 0.05 40.5M 746 NXRA Nexera
24 +3% 71% 0 18.2M 1094 BAD Bad Idea AI
25 +2% 87% 0.35 7.35M 1350 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
26 +2% 1.01 8.05M 1276 FEI Fei USD
27 +2% 0.04 41.4M 719 REN Ren
28 +2% 5.73 43.8M 865 WING Wing Finance

So, to sum up: the crypto market is a beautiful disaster. If you enjoy watching your investments vanish like common sense in a political debate, then this is your moment. If not, well, maybe consider knitting. It’s less volatile (unless you’re really bad at it).

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