Tech tariffs are like a bad ex: they keep coming back to haunt you Temporary exemptions? More like temporary sanity Dont get played
Trumps trade policy is like a mood ringconstantly changing and utterly unreliable What color will it be tomorrow? Who knows Just hope its not recession red
Trade war getting hotter than my grandmas chili China just choked off key exports and US manufacturing is feeling the burn Remember 2008? Yeah this gives me the same vibes Buckle up buttercup
Tariffs cut to zero? LOL Like putting a band-aid on a broken leg Global trust is shattered dollars shaky and Johns travel agency is toast But sure lets pretend a tweet fixes everything
China wants US tariffs gone? Shocker This trade war tango is getting old Will the US fall for it again? My moneys on probably Someone hide the global economy
