Lost your life savings in the stock market? Join the club The internets promise of easy riches is a lie Learn before you leap or youll end up another cautionary tale
Ever dream of early retirement? Johns poop-scooping side hustle went south faster than you can say dog doo-doo Dont let get-rich-quick schemes flush your savings down the toilet
Saw a buy the dip post promising riches from crashed stocks Reminds me of every get-rich-quick scheme ever Remember Enron? Yeah that was a dip too Dont fall for it
Another day another Reddit investing disaster This time retirement funds went yolo on PLTR Spoiler: it didnt end well Lesson learned? Greed speculation financial ruin
Trumps done deal with China? Sounds like another Enron in the making 55 tariff advantage? Yeah right Wheres the fine print? Dont fall for it
