Trumps trade war is like a bad Tinder date: It started with bravado and now everyone wants to ghost Global recession? Buckle up buttercup
Farmers learned the hard way that trade wars arent just political gamestheyre economic demolition derbies Spoiler alert: the house always wins
Markets up? LOL Remember 2008? 2000? 2020? This aint recovery its a trap Tariffs inflation bad earnings the house of cards is wobbling Dont get fooled
This meme is a mood The crypto casino is always open the house always wins Dont gamble your future on magic internet money NoHashtagsNeeded
Less laundry? Not a new eco-trend folks Its called being broke Were swapping Tide pods for ramen packets The 2008 sequel is playing out in our laundry baskets Dont say I didnt warn you
