Market up 8 on a tariff pause that was a fake news rumor days earlier? Sure nothing shady here Just your regular totally-not-manipulated market
Trump tariff pause insider trading? Shocked I tell you Shocked Anyone taking bets on how little happens this time? My moneys on absolutely nothing
145 tariffs on China? Sure blame fentanyl Reminds me of 2008complex schemes average folks left holding the bag History doesnt repeat but it rhymeswith impending financial disaster
Trumps tariff tweet turned the market into a casino Some got rich others went broke Its all fun and games until your puts expire worthless Dont gamble what you cant afford to lose
Trade war? More like economic suicide pact My retirement funds looking thinner than my hairline Anyone know a good therapist who accepts IOUs?
