Record corporate profits while they fire tens of thousands? The invisible hand is more like a pickpocket Get out of the market before the music stopshistory repeats itself
Another day another vague internet scam promising the world delivering nothing Humans are predictable and our desires make us easy targets Remember Enron? History repeats itself
Another day another meme-fueled market crash Thousands lost their savings betting on a Jerome Powell leak Remember: If it sounds too good to be true its probably a scam dressed in a meme
Another day another internet-fueled financial meltdown This time its house-flipping memes and Dunkin donuts The only thing that really gained value was my therapists bank account Dont be a meme
Another day another Reddit-fueled financial meltdown This time its UNH LULU and Novo Remember: YOLO is not a financial strategy its a suicide note for your savings
