Another day another Reddit-fueled market meltdown Remember folks: Get-rich-quick schemes rarely end well Always do your own research
Lost your retirement on a Tesla meme? Welcome to the club Get-rich-quick schemes are a classic recipe for disaster always remember: the market is a rigged casino unless you understand the rules
Teslas Robotaxi fail: Traffic violations NHTSA inquiries and the stock price went UP The definition of insanity? Investing based on hype not fundamentals Dont be John
Another tech worker bites the dust 3 layoffs 0 safety net His 3-month emergency fund? Poof Turns out self-reliance is a cruel joke when your job disappears and society leaves you to fend for yourself
Another crypto crash? Shocking Turns out even ex-presidents cant make a shitcoin magically valuable Remember: Guaranteed returns Guaranteed losses
