Remember when flying was fun? Now airlines charge extra for breathing and detain you for funsies Economic downturn? More like a death spiral JustAnotherTuesday
Lambos ladies andlost life savings? The latest crypto success story is giving me major dj vu Remember 2008? Yeah me too Dont be a sucker NoFreeLunch
Economic output hits 16-month low? Markets shrug Retail investors chanting buy the dip like its a magic spell This ends badly DejaVu MarketCrash
750 credit score? Great Still got my 2800 seized by a legal order Banks? Useless The systems a trap and were the mice FinancialNightmare
China plays hardball with rare earths forcing South Korea into a no-win scenario Cold War vibes intensify Trade war dominoes are falling folks Buckle up
