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1129: Crypto Carnage Comedy Show

Buckle up buttercup Its Thanksgiving leftovers in the crypto casino and some coins are looking like theyve been through the disposal

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the OG memecoin. Up 3% today. To the moon? Nah, probably just orbiting around the dumpster behind Wendy’s. Still, gotta respect the hustle.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $18.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • LINK, the data oracle, saw a 0% change. As exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, at least it’s not down, right? In this market, stability is the new Lamborghini.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $1.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP, the SEC’s favorite chew toy, pumped 15% in the last 24 hours. Is it a dead cat bounce or a sign of life? Place your bets, folks, this is crypto, where logic goes to die.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $96793.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, chilling with a 2% gain. It’s never going to zero, fellas. Unless, of course, the world ends. But then, who cares about money, right?
  • XLM (Stellar)
    • $0.55: ⭐⭐
    • Stellar, the wannabe XRP, shot up 14% today. Trying to keep up with the cool kids, eh? Still stuck in the shadow of its more famous sibling.

Russia’s treating Bitcoin like your grandma’s china set – valuable, but not for everyday use. Exempting BTC from VAT? Sounds like someone’s trying to DCA into the new world order. Meanwhile, El Salvador continues its Bitcoin buying spree. Either President Bukele knows something we don’t, or he’s building the world’s biggest HODL meme. Time will tell if he’s a genius or just another degens from upcountry.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +15% 57% 1.67 167B 5 XRP XRP
1 +14% 60% 0.55 27.4B 12 XLM Stellar
2 +12% 76% 0.15 7.72B 25 HBAR Hedera
3 +12% 0.15 7.72B 10157 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
4 +9% 77% 1.08 48.6B 9 ADA Cardano
5 +7% 8.74 13.3B 15 DOT Polkadot
6 +6% 6.97 8.53B 19 NEAR NEAR Protocol
7 +5% 13.13 14.8B 24 APT Aptos
8 +5% 93% 0.04 3.74B 38 VET VeChain
9 +5% 8.34 3.26B 41 ATOM Cosmos
10 +4% 0.18 5.53B 28 CRO Cronos
11 +4% 5.82 11.4B 37 FIL Filecoin
12 +3% 11.55 6.07B 26 ICP Internet Computer
13 +3% 57% 43.67 31.3B 10 AVAX Avalanche
14 +3% 0.41 60.6B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
15 +2% 0 15.3B 14 SHIB Shiba Inu
16 +2% 0.57 5.7B 81 MATIC Polygon
17 +2% 241.39 142B 4 SOL Solana
18 +2% 89% 96.96 8.14B 23 LTC Litecoin
19 +2% 6.42 32.8B 13 TON Toncoin
20 +2% 94% 96793.9 2.03T 1 BTC Bitcoin
21 +1% 81% 94.55 1.41B 87 QNT Quant
22 +1% 96634.1 6.31B 10081 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
23 +1% 96477.5 13.6B 10077 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
24 +1% 0.2 17.5B 11 TRX TRON
25 +1% 1.71 1.71B 68 LDO Lido DAO
26 +1% 0.2 17.7B 10075 WTRX Wrapped TRON
27 +1% 509.63 10.1B 17 BCH Bitcoin Cash
28 18.05 18.1B 16 LINK Chainlink

So, another day, another dollar lost in crypto? At least we’re all in this together. Except for that guy who bought Bitcoin at $1 and sold at $69,000. He’s probably laughing at us from his yacht made of solid gold. Remember, kids: never invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless it’s Dogecoin, then YOLO.

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