- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG memecoin. Up 3% today. To the moon? Nah, probably just orbiting around the dumpster behind Wendy’s. Still, gotta respect the hustle.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK, the data oracle, saw a 0% change. As exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, at least it’s not down, right? In this market, stability is the new Lamborghini.
- XRP (XRP)
- $1.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP, the SEC’s favorite chew toy, pumped 15% in the last 24 hours. Is it a dead cat bounce or a sign of life? Place your bets, folks, this is crypto, where logic goes to die.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $96793.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, chilling with a 2% gain. It’s never going to zero, fellas. Unless, of course, the world ends. But then, who cares about money, right?
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.55: ⭐⭐
- Stellar, the wannabe XRP, shot up 14% today. Trying to keep up with the cool kids, eh? Still stuck in the shadow of its more famous sibling.
Russia’s treating Bitcoin like your grandma’s china set – valuable, but not for everyday use. Exempting BTC from VAT? Sounds like someone’s trying to DCA into the new world order. Meanwhile, El Salvador continues its Bitcoin buying spree. Either President Bukele knows something we don’t, or he’s building the world’s biggest HODL meme. Time will tell if he’s a genius or just another degens from upcountry.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | +15% | 57% | 1.67 | 167B | 5 | XRP | XRP | ||
1 | +14% | 60% | 0.55 | 27.4B | 12 | XLM | Stellar | ||
2 | +12% | 76% | 0.15 | 7.72B | 25 | HBAR | Hedera | ||
3 | +12% | 0.15 | 7.72B | 10157 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |||
4 | +9% | 77% | 1.08 | 48.6B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | ||
5 | +7% | 8.74 | 13.3B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
6 | +6% | 6.97 | 8.53B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
7 | +5% | 13.13 | 14.8B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |||
8 | +5% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.74B | 38 | VET | VeChain | ||
9 | +5% | 8.34 | 3.26B | 41 | ATOM | Cosmos | |||
10 | +4% | 0.18 | 5.53B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | |||
11 | +4% | 5.82 | 11.4B | 37 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
12 | +3% | 11.55 | 6.07B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |||
13 | +3% | 57% | 43.67 | 31.3B | 10 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
14 | +3% | 0.41 | 60.6B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |||
15 | +2% | 0 | 15.3B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
16 | +2% | 0.57 | 5.7B | 81 | MATIC | Polygon | |||
17 | +2% | 241.39 | 142B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |||
18 | +2% | 89% | 96.96 | 8.14B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
19 | +2% | 6.42 | 32.8B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |||
20 | +2% | 94% | 96793.9 | 2.03T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | ||
21 | +1% | 81% | 94.55 | 1.41B | 87 | QNT | Quant | ||
22 | +1% | 96634.1 | 6.31B | 10081 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |||
23 | +1% | 96477.5 | 13.6B | 10077 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |||
24 | +1% | 0.2 | 17.5B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |||
25 | +1% | 1.71 | 1.71B | 68 | LDO | Lido DAO | |||
26 | +1% | 0.2 | 17.7B | 10075 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |||
27 | +1% | 509.63 | 10.1B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |||
28 | 18.05 | 18.1B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink |
So, another day, another dollar lost in crypto? At least we’re all in this together. Except for that guy who bought Bitcoin at $1 and sold at $69,000. He’s probably laughing at us from his yacht made of solid gold. Remember, kids: never invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless it’s Dogecoin, then YOLO.