- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $102524.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTC blasts past $100K! Satoshi’s smirking somewhere, probably while sipping a Mai Tai and watching the plebs panic-buy. Is this the top? Is it the bottom? No one knows, but the memes are top-tier.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- The Dogefather still roams the crypto streets. Up 4%? Must be Elon’s doing. Or maybe that Uber driver just went all in. Either way, much wow, such price action.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK’s down but not out. Like a seasoned boxer, it’s taken a few hits but keeps getting back up. Maybe it’s time to bet on the underdog. Or maybe just watch from the sidelines with popcorn.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3861.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ETH: the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Solid performance, but always playing second fiddle. Will it ever escape the shadow of the OG crypto? Stay tuned, folks.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.37: ⭐⭐
- XRP down 9%. Is it time to panic sell? Nah, just buy the dip, they say. But what if the dip keeps dipping? This is where the fun begins. Or the bankruptcy proceedings.
Amidst the digital gold rush, whispers of a certain CEO biting the dust outside an investor conference send shivers down Wall Street’s spine (and ripples through Reddit). Is this bullish or bearish? Who cares, as long as it’s meme-worthy. Meanwhile, an Uber driver contemplates a career change after witnessing his portfolio bleed redder than a Wendy’s dumpster.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+6% | 94% | 102524 | 2.15T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 3861.78 | 465B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-9% | 57% | 2.37 | 237B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
234.84 | 138B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 138B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 730.71 | 105B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.44 | 64.9B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 77% | 1.21 | 54.3B | 8 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 40.5B | 9 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 3861.31 | 38B | 10141 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 6.93 | 35.5B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.33 | 28.9B | 10142 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.33 | 28.7B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 60% | 0.49 | 24.7B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 23.99 | 24B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 57% | 52.15 | 37.3B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 18.7B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 57.41 | 17.2B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+6% | 10.72 | 16.4B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+3% | 8.15 | 16B | 33 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 14.09 | 15.9B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 21 |  |
 |
15.42 | 15.4B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.3 | 14.8B | 10223 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-8% | 76% | 0.3 | 14.8B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 24 |  |
 |
+5% | 101927 | 14B | 10144 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+7% | 94% | 618.87 | 13B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.13 | 11.3B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 2.56 | 11B | 52 | OP | Optimism |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 89% | 128.77 | 10.8B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
Crypto is the Wild West of finance, where fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s bag holders. Buy high, sell low, and blame it on the algorithm. And if your Uber driver is checking his portfolio, RUN.