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2024-05-22 Bull Cryptos 1B

Meme-coins are mooning while the rest of the market is stuck in a staring contest with the feds. Is this the future of finance or just another episode of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'? Tune in to find out!

name price rating comment
0 DOGE (Dogecoin) 0.17 9 The Dogefather is back! Elon Musk’s favorite crypto is up 12% this week. To the moon?
1 LINK (Chainlink) 16.85 7 The quiet achiever of the crypto world, steadily building connections like a LinkedIn guru on steroids.
2 SHIB (Shiba Inu) 0 5 Shiba Inu: still trying to prove it’s more than just Doge’s little brother.
3 BTC (Bitcoin) 70125.2 6 Bitcoin is like that one reliable friend you call when everything else is crashing down (including the stock market).
4 ETH (Ethereum) 3739.02 8 Ethereum is like the cool older sibling who’s always experimenting with new things, and sometimes those experiments pay off big time.

Dogecoin, the OG meme-coin, seems to be having a field day, leaving seasoned investors scratching their heads. Meanwhile, Chainlink’s oracle network quietly chugs along, diligently connecting the real world to the blockchain. It’s like the reliable friend who never gets invited to the party but holds the keys to the after-party. In a shocking turn of events, a rogue hamster armed with an algorithm managed to outperform the S&P 500, proving once again that anything is possible in the wacky world of finance.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +2% 0.17 24.3B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
1 +1% 52% 1.06 6.6B 30 MNT Mantle
2 +1% 0 15.3B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
3 +1% 7.61 10.9B 13 DOT Polkadot
4 623.32 92B 4 BNB BNB
5 6.19 12.1B 31 FIL Filecoin
6 54% 40.9 29.3B 11 AVAX Avalanche
7 3735.17 34.8B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
8 3739.02 449B 2 ETH Ethereum
9 1.16 11.6B 38 ARB Arbitrum
10 59% 9.35 9.35B 22 UNI Uniswap
11 6 5.91B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO
12 58% 16.85 16.9B 16 LINK Chainlink
13 71% 0.12 5.78B 27 HBAR Hedera
14 71% 0.12 5.77B 205 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
15 9.18 10.1B 28 APT Aptos
16 83% 0.04 3.16B 46 VET VeChain
17 87% 0.13 3.83B 34 CRO Cronos
18 0.12 10.7B 203 WTRX Wrapped TRON
19 -1% 8.74 3.42B 32 ATOM Cosmos
20 -1% 57% 0.11 5.57B 36 XLM Stellar
21 -1% 55% 0.54 53.5B 7 XRP XRP
22 -1% 93% 70125.2 1.47T 1 BTC Bitcoin
23 -1% 180.3 104B 5 SOL Solana

So, there you have it, folks - another week, another crypto rollercoaster. The market’s up, the market’s down, everyone’s screaming ‘buy the dip!’ and ‘short the FOMO!’ It’s enough to make you want to invest in a good therapist…or maybe just buy more Dogecoin. After all, in this crazy world, anything is possible. 🤷‍♂️

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