| name | price | rating | comment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | LINK (Chainlink) | 16.8 | 8 | The Oracle of Gains! LINK’s up 27% this week. Is it the AI? Is it Elon’s dog? The mystery deepens… |
| 1 | LDO (Lido DAO) | 2.12 | 6 | LDO took a 9% nosedive today. Maybe it’s time to issue some governance tokens to those pigeons on Wall Street? |
| 2 | BCH (Bitcoin Cash) | 505.38 | 7 | The OG Bitcoin alternative. Still kicking, just like that Nokia phone in your drawer. |
| 3 | SOL (Solana) | 180.02 | 5 | Solana’s trying to pull a Lazarus, up 23% after that whole network outage debacle. We’re watching you, SOL… |
Rumors are swirling that a rogue AI has been spotted trading LINK (Chainlink), causing pandemonium among HODLers. Meanwhile, over in traditional finance, a hamster on a wheel is apparently outperforming most hedge funds. Coincidence? We think not.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-9% | 89% | 2.12 | 2.12B | 56 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 6.31 | 32.2B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 25% | 2.69 | 11.6B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 92% | 2996.78 | 3.01B | 45 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
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-3% | 79% | 0.49 | 21.8B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 13.09 | 6.79B | 20 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 6 |  |
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-3% | 7.93 | 9.46B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 99% | 0.72 | 7.23B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 8 |  |
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-2% | 93% | 505.38 | 10.6B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 88% | 86.63 | 7.28B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 81% | 98.8 | 1.47B | 75 | QNT | Quant |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 50.45 | 15.1B | 40 | OKB | OKB | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 69% | 31.11 | 6.56B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 137.62 | 2.54B | 49 | XMR | Monero | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 83% | 0.04 | 3.15B | 46 | VET | VeChain |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 8.7 | 3.4B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 69974 | 10.9B | 202 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 180.02 | 104B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 69903.3 | 4.23B | 207 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 0.11 | 5.57B | 35 | XLM | Stellar |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 93% | 69968.1 | 1.47T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.12 | 10.7B | 14 | TRX | TRON | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 55% | 0.54 | 53.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 23 |  |
 |
87% | 0.13 | 3.82B | 34 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 24 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.7B | 203 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
58% | 16.8 | 16.8B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 26 |  |
 |
71% | 0.12 | 5.76B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 27 |  |
 |
9.13 | 10B | 28 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
71% | 0.12 | 5.78B | 205 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
So, the crypto market’s about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, that’s why they call it a rollercoaster, not a rocking chair. Hold on tight, kids, because tomorrow’s another day (and another opportunity to YOLO your life savings)!