| name | price | rating | comment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | BONK (BONK) | 0 | 8 | With a 24-hour volume like that, BONK is like the Dogefather’s drunk uncle who everyone loves at the party but nobody trusts with their money. It’s meme-tastic! |
| 1 | ConstitutionDAO (PEOPLE) | 0.06 | 7 | Up 33%?! We the People are taking our decentralized finance seriously. Next stop, buying the constitution? I hear it’s an NFT now. |
| 2 | Milady Meme Coin (LADYS) | 0 | 9 | This ain’t your grandma’s meme coin. This is a Milady! She’s up 19%, probably because she’s busy building her own metaverse mansion. |
| 3 | Fetch.ai (FET) | 2.5 | 6 | Fetch is steady as she goes. This ain’t your average pupcoin, it’s got AI! Probably writing its own blog posts by now. |
| 4 | Tellor (TRB) | 112.53 | 5 | Tellor’s down 8%, someone needs to tell it to chill. Maybe it’s just tired from all that oracle-ing. |
Remember those good ol’ days when Bitcoin was the only game in town? Well, buckle up buttercup because the BONK is back with a vengeance! This pupcoin’s making a splash with a 24-hour volume rivaling the GDP of a small island nation (probably run on some other blockchain, let’s be honest). Meanwhile, ConstitutionDAO is up 33%! Did someone find a loophole in the Constitution to print money? Maybe those Reddit-loving revolutionaries were onto something…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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68% | 0 | 2.95B | 55 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
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+33% | 99% | 0.06 | 300M | 238 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO |
| 2 |  |
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+1% | 2.5 | 2.89B | 54 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 3 |  |
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+2% | 6.2 | 1.6B | 92 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 4 |  |
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-2% | 100% | 42.91 | 901M | 96 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 20% | 2.53 | 2.53B | 136 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 6 |  |
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+14% | 80% | 0.01 | 111M | 485 | STMX | StormX |
| 7 |  |
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+14% | 76% | 0.09 | 647M | 142 | SKL | SKALE |
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 0.92 | 918M | 196 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 9 |  |
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-8% | 112.53 | 296M | 243 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 10 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 38.4M | 698 | MXC | Moonchain | |
| 11 |  |
 |
76.87 | 769M | 161 | METIS | Metis | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.02B | 87 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 50% | 0.01 | 844M | 163 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 14 |  |
 |
27% | 0.77 | 1.54B | 164 | ID | SPACE ID | |
| 15 |  |
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-2% | 42% | 1.79 | 3.76B | 62 | CORE | Core |
| 16 |  |
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-6% | 43.98 | 0 | 160 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 17 |  |
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90% | 1.34 | 134M | 401 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 84% | 0.57 | 570M | 145 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 65% | 18.02 | 180M | 404 | AUCTION | Bounce Token |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 1.65 | 239M | 280 | LSK | Lisk | |
| 21 |  |
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+4% | 96% | 0.21 | 31.5M | 761 | ADX | AdEx |
| 22 |  |
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1.2 | 317M | 239 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | ||
| 23 |  |
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+19% | 82% | 0 | 182M | 349 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 24 |  |
 |
3.73 | 49.8M | 620 | SBD | Steem Dollars | ||
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 24% | 0.02 | 563M | 371 | VELO | Velo |
| 26 |  |
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-3% | 0.02 | 740M | 108 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 27 |  |
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-1% | 0.6 | 601M | 158 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 28 |  |
 |
0.29 | 85.3M | 498 | BAKE | BakeryToken |
The crypto market today: where logic takes a backseat to memes and volatility reigns supreme. Invest wisely, or don’t – honestly, at this point, it’s like throwing darts at a board while blindfolded and riding a unicycle. But hey, at least it’s never boring, right?