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2024-05-24 Crypto Bloodbath Even Doge Cant Escape This Dip

The crypto streets are painted red, and even Elon's favorite pup, Dogecoin, is feeling the heat. Is this the crypto apocalypse, or just another Tuesday? Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get bumpy!

name price rating comment
0 DOGE (Dogecoin) 0.16 7 Dogecoin, the OG meme-coin, is taking a nap after a long bull run. Maybe Elon will tweet about it soon and send it to the moon again. To the moon, Dogefather!
1 ETH (Ethereum) 3671.52 9 Ethereum, the king of smart contracts, is down but not out. Still the powerhouse of the DeFi and NFT space.
2 BTC (Bitcoin) 67303.1 8 Bitcoin, the granddaddy of crypto, is weathering the storm as usual. Like a true boomer, it’s seen it all and is here to stay.
3 SHIB (Shiba Inu) 0 5 Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin wannabe, is barking up the wrong tree this week. Hopefully, it can learn some tricks from its older brother.
4 SOL (Solana) 165.36 6 Solana, the so-called ‘Ethereum killer,’ is feeling the pressure. Maybe it’s time to call for backup.

Dogecoin, the meme-lord of crypto, is down 5% alongside the broader market. Coincidence? I think not! This dip is so bad, even the Winklevoss twins are considering getting real jobs. It’s giving flashbacks to the 2008 financial crisis, except this time, instead of Lehman Brothers, it’s Lehman Butters, a dairy farm that invested all its profits in SHIB.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -7% 25% 2.5 10.7B 43 OP Optimism
1 -6% 54% 37.39 26.8B 11 AVAX Avalanche
2 -6% 165.36 95.4B 5 SOL Solana
3 -5% 5.73 11.2B 34 FIL Filecoin
4 -5% 92% 2747.22 2.76B 46 MKR Maker
5 -5% 71% 0.11 5.36B 206 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
6 -5% 0 14.1B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
7 -5% 52% 0.99 6.15B 32 MNT Mantle
8 -5% 71% 0.11 5.37B 28 HBAR Hedera
9 -5% 0.16 22.8B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 -5% 7.14 10.3B 14 DOT Polkadot
11 -4% 6.16 31.5B 9 TON Toncoin
12 -4% 59% 9.1 9.1B 23 UNI Uniswap
13 -4% 79% 0.46 20.7B 10 ADA Cardano
14 -4% 1.14 11.4B 38 ARB Arbitrum
15 -4% 87% 0.12 3.64B 33 CRO Cronos
16 -4% 7.63 9.09B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
17 -4% 0.11 9.94B 203 WTRX Wrapped TRON
18 -4% 12.11 6.29B 21 ICP Internet Computer
19 -4% 83% 0.03 3B 47 VET VeChain
20 -3% 3665.52 34.1B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
21 -3% 0.11 9.96B 15 TRX TRON
22 -3% 67179.1 10.4B 202 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
23 -3% 3671.52 441B 2 ETH Ethereum
24 -3% 67151.2 4.06B 208 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
25 -3% 93% 67303.1 1.41T 1 BTC Bitcoin
26 -3% 81% 93.08 1.39B 75 QNT Quant
27 -3% 93% 490.6 10.3B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
28 -2% 98% 0.72 7.18B 18 MATIC Polygon

The crypto market is as predictable as a Kardashian marriage – volatile and full of surprises. Is this the end? Who knows! But hey, at least we’ll always have memes… and maybe some leftover pizza from last night’s panic-induced binge.

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