| name | price | rating | comment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | BONK (BONK) | 0 | 8 | With a name like BONK, it’s either going to the moon or crashing back down to earth. Maybe it’s the sound of your portfolio after a wild ride? Either way, it’s the top volume mover today! š |
| 1 | PEOPLE (PEOPLE) | 0.08 | 7 | ConstitutionDAO might not own the Constitution, but they’ve got the people’s attention (and a 26% gain)! Democracy in action, or just another day in the crypto casino? You decide. š¤ |
| 2 | ORDI (ORDI) | 37.51 | 6 | ORDI, my dude! What’s the deal with the 10% dip? Did someone order a sell-off? Maybe it’s just taking a breather after a wild week. š¤·āāļø |
| 3 | SPELL (SPELL) | 0 | 5 | SPELL token… sounds like something a shady wizard would offer you in a dark alley. But hey, a 1% gain is a 1% gain in this crazy market. š§āāļø |
| 4 | TRU (TRU) | 0.15 | 9 | TRUE story: this token is up 21% today. Coincidence? I think not! The crypto gods are smiling… for now. š |
While Elon Musk is busy launching himself into the stratosphere (and tweeting about Dogecoin), the crypto markets are a battlefield of their own. Speaking of battles, remember ConstitutionDAO? They tried to buy the Constitution, failed, and now their token (PEOPLE) is up 26%! Talk about a plot twist even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn’t see coming! Meanwhile, over in traditional finance, a bank teller just accidentally transferred $100,000 to the wrong account… and they’re hoping a 26% surge in their 401k will help them get it back.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 3.15B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
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+26% | 99% | 0.08 | 423M | 167 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO |
| 2 |  |
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-5% | 2.35 | 2.71B | 56 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 3 |  |
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+5% | 6.37 | 1.65B | 87 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 4 |  |
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-10% | 100% | 37.51 | 788M | 100 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 5 |  |
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-5% | 20% | 2.34 | 2.34B | 145 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 6 |  |
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+9% | 29% | 1.01 | 1.01B | 248 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 0.92 | 920M | 194 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 8 |  |
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+4% | 46.64 | 0 | 149 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 9 |  |
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-3% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.05B | 83 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 10 |  |
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84% | 0.57 | 567M | 144 | ZRX | 0x Protocol | |
| 11 |  |
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+3% | 0.45 | 471M | 184 | POLYX | Polymesh | |
| 12 |  |
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-6% | 106.07 | 279M | 261 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 42% | 1.62 | 3.4B | 66 | CORE | Core |
| 14 |  |
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1.21 | 320M | 247 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | ||
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 76.12 | 761M | 164 | METIS | Metis | |
| 16 |  |
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+5% | 50% | 0.01 | 876M | 159 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 54% | 0 | 181M | 471 | SPELL | Spell Token |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 86% | 5.25 | 52.5M | 667 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 19 |  |
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-1% | 20% | 0.5 | 496M | 465 | STG | Stargate Finance |
| 20 |  |
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73% | 0.77 | 269M | 306 | MAGIC | Treasure | |
| 21 |  |
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-5% | 0.6 | 601M | 157 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 0.84 | 118M | 455 | HIFI | Hifi Finance | |
| 23 |  |
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-8% | 90% | 1.27 | 127M | 426 | FRONT | Frontier |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 0.32 | 92M | 487 | BAKE | BakeryToken | |
| 25 |  |
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-4% | 27% | 0.74 | 1.47B | 174 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 76% | 0.09 | 638M | 141 | SKL | SKALE |
| 27 |  |
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+21% | 78% | 0.15 | 215M | 334 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 52% | 0.19 | 185M | 475 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
So there you have it, folks: another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. But hey, at least we’re not stuck with boring old stocks and bonds, right? šš (Disclaimer: I have no idea what I’m doing)