- VET (VeChain)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐
- VeChain, more like ‘Meh-Chain,’ am I right? This coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a slow news day. With a price like that, you’re better off investing in lottery tickets. At least those come with a dream, however unrealistic. This? This is just sad.
- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐
- Hedera, Hedera… rings a bell, but I can’t quite place it. Oh, right! It’s that coin I forgot I even bought. It’s like that friend you had in high school who peaked too early – all hype, no substance.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos, named after the Greek titan of time? More like the Greek titan of wasting your time. This coin is moving slower than a snail in a staring contest with a sloth. At this rate, we’ll all be retired before it sees any significant gains.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar? More like ‘Subpar-lar.’ Listen, I appreciate a good underdog story as much as the next person, but this coin is starting to resemble that one friend who keeps telling you about their ‘big break’ that never seems to happen. It’s getting old.
- TRX (TRON)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, TRON. Remember when this thing was supposed to take over the world? Good times. Now it’s stuck in the crypto bargain bin, sandwiched between forgotten meme coins and projects that never made it past their whitepaper.
Speaking of bad financial decisions, anyone catch that Reddit post where some dude flushed $220,000 down the crypto drain? He’s ‘surviving lol,’ he says. Well, guess what? Some of these coins are doing even worse! They’re making that guy look like Warren Buffett.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 553 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 507M | 136 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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81% | 91.91 | 1.37B | 80 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
 |
141.86 | 2.62B | 45 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+6% | 89% | 2.62 | 2.62B | 51 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 5 |  |
 |
92% | 2823.25 | 2.84B | 44 | MKR | Maker | |
| 6 |  |
 |
83% | 0.04 | 3.05B | 46 | VET | VeChain | |
| 7 |  |
 |
8.47 | 3.31B | 31 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
87% | 0.12 | 3.63B | 35 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
68600.8 | 4.15B | 209 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
71% | 0.11 | 5.32B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
71% | 0.11 | 5.39B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 0.11 | 5.42B | 37 | XLM | Stellar |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.92 | 5.84B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 11.99 | 6.22B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 52% | 1.03 | 6.42B | 30 | MNT | Mantle |
| 17 |  |
 |
69% | 32.03 | 6.75B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 18 |  |
 |
88% | 84.65 | 7.11B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
99% | 0.72 | 7.21B | 19 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 7.8 | 9.3B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 93% | 484.24 | 10.2B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.11 | 9.78B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 0.11 | 9.79B | 15 | TRX | TRON | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 9.18 | 10.1B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
68710.3 | 10.7B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 26 |  |
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7.43 | 10.7B | 13 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
25% | 2.57 | 11B | 43 | OP | Optimism | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 59% | 11.04 | 11B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market’s version of a dumpster fire. Is it entertaining to watch? Sure. Would I invest in any of these coins? Not if my life depended on it. But hey, at least we can find humor in the absurdity of it all, right? Right?