- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin-chaser that’s about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a rollercoaster. 5% up this week? Must be a slow news day in meme-land.
- ARB (Arbitrum)
- $1.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arbitrum’s up 26% this week. Maybe they finally figured out how to explain what they actually do? Still waiting for that elevator pitch…
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3902.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the OG smart contract platform, is casually chilling with a 25% gain this week. Must be nice being the cool kid everyone copies.
- SOL (Solana)
- $166.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, the blockchain that’s always promising to be faster than a cheetah on Red Bull, took a 6% nosedive this week. Guess even cheetahs need a nap sometimes.
- BNB (BNB)
- $601.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Binance Coin, holding steady like a champ. Must be all those trading fees keeping the lights on.
While the internet’s ablaze with pictures of cats riding Roombas (because, internet), the crypto arena’s got its own drama unfolding. Today’s bloodbath has left some investors chanting ‘buy the dip’ while others are frantically searching for their lost life savings. Spoiler alert: it’s probably under the couch cushions with the TV remote.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 15B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.24 | 12.4B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+2% | 9.29 | 10.2B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+2% | 3898.67 | 36.3B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+2% | 3902.31 | 469B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 52% | 1.04 | 6.45B | 30 | MNT | Mantle |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.51 | 3.33B | 31 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 6.41 | 32.7B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 166.02 | 95.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 71% | 0.11 | 5.39B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 10 |  |
 |
142.46 | 2.63B | 44 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
7.48 | 10.8B | 13 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
83% | 0.04 | 3.05B | 46 | VET | VeChain | |
| 13 |  |
 |
69% | 31.84 | 6.71B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 14 |  |
 |
5.93 | 11.6B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
54% | 37.3 | 26.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 16 |  |
 |
99% | 0.72 | 7.23B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 505M | 136 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 32.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
1 | 70.5M | 555 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
601.79 | 88.8B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
87% | 0.12 | 3.62B | 36 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 24 |  |
 |
71% | 0.11 | 5.34B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 25 |  |
 |
93% | 486.77 | 10.2B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 26 |  |
 |
88% | 84.6 | 7.11B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
79% | 0.46 | 20.7B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 28 |  |
 |
25% | 2.58 | 11.1B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
The crypto market, ladies and gents! It’s like a rollercoaster designed by Elon Musk after a six-pack of Red Bull - thrilling, unpredictable, and slightly concerning. So, whether you’re laughing your way to the bank or crying into your cold (hopefully not-yet-eaten) ramen, remember: it’s all just pixels…until it’s not. Happy HODLing!