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2024-05-28 Crypto Bloodbath or Buffet?

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto casino is open and the roulette wheel landed on... well, it's a mixed bag of crap and slightly less crappy crap. Let's dive into this dumpster fire of data, shall we?

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This Arkham project is shrouded in more mystery than a Scooby-Doo episode. What are they building in the shadows? Who knows, but a 1% bump in 24 hours is enough to pique my interest. Could be the underdog to watch, or maybe just another rug pull waiting to happen.
  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $14.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UniBot, UniBot, why you gotta be so…average? I mean, a 7% dip? Really? That’s like bringing store-brand soda to a Super Bowl party. Predictable, boring, and ultimately forgettable. Step it up, UniBot, or prepare to be replaced by a coin with a cooler name.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $40.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, ORDI. Holding steady like a stoic statue in a hurricane of volatility. A 1% gain might not scream ’to the moon!,’ but hey, in this market, I’ll take a win where I can get it. Plus, anyone else getting ‘Lord of the Rings’ vibes from that name? Just me?
  • WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
    • $4007.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Beacon ETH, the fancy cousin of regular ETH. It’s like showing up to a dive bar in a tuxedo. Sure, it’s overkill, but you gotta respect the commitment. And with a price tag like that, you’d hope it comes with a free yacht and a lifetime supply of avocado toast.

Remember that time you bought a lottery ticket, convinced you’d win, only to end up with enough pocket change for a stick of gum? Yeah, that’s kinda like the crypto market today. Except instead of a scratch-off, you’re emotionally invested in these digital bits. Speaking of digital bits, Micron got SLAMMED with a $445 million fine for patent infringement. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. Good thing they’re not a ‘baby crypto’ like these guys…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 20% 2.24 2.24B 152 ARKM Arkham
1 0.13 14.4M 1055 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -7% 100% 14.02 14M 1066 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -4% 50% 0.83 83.4M 704 STT Statter Network
4 +2% 27% 0.71 713M 315 NTRN Neutron
5 63% 0 22.1M 1063 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +2% 0 98.6M 489 SNEK Snek
7 +6% 99% 0.18 183M 331 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +1% 100% 40.01 840M 99 ORDI ORDI
9 +4% 82% 0 193M 358 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +7% 19% 0.04 293K 2464 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 99% 4007.59 3.59B 212 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 -16% 29% 0.96 963M 260 EDU Open Campus
13 +2% 0 110M 479 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 +39% 0 954K 1946 PLAY Play Token
15 0.31 919M 286 AGI Delysium
16 83% 0.02 198M 353 SDEX SmarDex
17 +3% 0.16 157M 1003 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -5% 90% 0.12 105M 492 NXRA Nexera
19 +3% 95% 0.24 23.7M 894 OPTI Optimus AI
20 -3% 90% 2.31 231M 304 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 +12% 4% 0.02 177M 1260 HVH HAVAH
22 -4% 77% 0.02 22.5M 980 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 +1% 42% 2.07 4.35B 57 CORE Core
24 +4% 22% 0.02 172M 733 GFAL Games for a Living
25 -2% 10% 0 87.5M 1201 NEXA Nexa
26 -6% 86% 0.28 281M 279 0x0 0x0.ai
27 +2% 0.42 58.1M 661 TOMI tomiNet
28 -2% 0.06 5.62M 1383 GRV Grove Coin

Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another rollercoaster ride through the crypto-sphere. Is the market crashing and burning? Maybe. Are we all going to be broke and living in cardboard boxes by next week? Possibly. But hey, at least we have memes, right? 🤷‍♂️

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