- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The people’s coin is down, but don’t count it out yet. It’s survived worse, like that time Elon Musk hosted SNL and accidentally tanked the price by… well, being Elon Musk. Still, a 150% gain is nothing to sneeze at. Hold onto your rockets, this pup ain’t done yet.
- LDO (Lido DAO)
- $2.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- Lido DAO is like that friend who swears they’re good at poker but always ends up borrowing money at the end of the night. Down 5% today? Time to hit the ATM, fellas.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Remember when everyone thought Shiba Inu was going to dethrone Doge? Good times. These days, it’s about as relevant as a floppy disk in a Bitcoin mine. Next!
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $31.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum Classic is the ‘we still use MySpace’ of the crypto world. Sure, it’s still around, but nobody’s really sure why. Maybe it’s hoping for a nostalgia comeback? Don’t hold your breath.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $68330.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one ex everyone regrets dating. You know it’s bad for you, it’s volatile, it drags you down emotionally, but you keep coming back for more. Maybe it’s the name recognition? Or the faint hope that one day it’ll finally put a ring on it?
Even the usually bulletproof Nvidia bulls are bracing themselves for another round of wife-changing money, as the entire market, including crypto, seems to be taking the ‘public transportation’ route. Today’s data shows a sea of red, with some coins clinging to life like a Robinhood trader hoping for another free money glitch. Spoiler alert: the market doesn’t give out freebies like that… usually.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 89% | 2.44 | 2.44B | 55 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.2 | 12B | 30 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 14.8B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 93% | 472.69 | 9.93B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.24B | 211 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 92% | 2744.59 | 2.76B | 49 | MKR | Maker |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 47.28 | 14.2B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 25% | 2.54 | 10.9B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.24B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 69% | 31.48 | 6.63B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 52% | 1.03 | 6.4B | 33 | MNT | Mantle |
| 11 |  |
 |
59% | 10.86 | 10.9B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 12 |  |
 |
3883.63 | 467B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
3882.56 | 36.1B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
88% | 83.79 | 7.04B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
68121.4 | 4.12B | 210 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
54% | 37.09 | 26.5B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 17 |  |
 |
81% | 91.67 | 1.36B | 80 | QNT | Quant | |
| 18 |  |
 |
68342.6 | 10.6B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
0.17 | 24B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 20 |  |
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7.42 | 10.7B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
87% | 0.12 | 3.61B | 36 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
0.11 | 9.68B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
93% | 68331 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
55% | 0.53 | 52.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 25 |  |
 |
601.16 | 88.7B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
79% | 0.46 | 20.6B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 27 |  |
 |
57% | 0.11 | 5.43B | 37 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt |
Well, that was depressing. The crypto market today is about as much fun as a root canal. So, is this the end of the crypto dream? Did the bubble finally burst? Or is this just another dip before the next bull run? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, the only certainty in crypto is uncertainty. And probably memes.