- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: āāā
- Stablecoin, snoozefest. Like watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s not in the red! š“
- XMR (Monero)
- $144.17: āāāāāāā
- The privacy king! For those who like their transactions shady… or just value their financial privacy. Either way, Monero’s got you covered. šµļø
- VET (VeChain)
- $0.04: āāāāā
- Supply chain solutions on the blockchain? Sounds boring, but so is accounting, and everyone needs that. š¦
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $67959.58: āāāāāāāā
- Wrapped Bitcoin. Because why have regular Bitcoin when you can have a fun-sized version? It’s like the snack pack of crypto. š«
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $31.24: āāāāāā
- The OG Ethereum. Like that old band you used to love, but now they just play county fairs. Still, a classic for a reason! šø
While everyone on WallStreetBets is busy betting on NVIDIA to either buy them a new wife or a lifetime supply of bus tickets (seriously, check out the comments on $NVDA! š), the crypto market is quietly having a meltdown. Micron got slapped with a $445 million fine for patent infringement, but honestly, that’s chump change compared to the rollercoaster rides some of these coins are on. Let’s dive into the bargain bin of the crypto world, shall we? š¤
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 554 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 505M | 138 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
81% | 91.33 | 1.36B | 80 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-6% | 89% | 2.44 | 2.44B | 55 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 4 |  |
 |
+1% | 144.17 | 2.66B | 44 | XMR | Monero | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 92% | 2736.57 | 2.75B | 49 | MKR | Maker |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 83% | 0.04 | 3.1B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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8.53 | 3.33B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
87% | 0.12 | 3.61B | 36 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
67959.6 | 4.11B | 210 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.2B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.24B | 211 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 12 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 13 |  |
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57% | 0.11 | 5.4B | 37 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 14 |  |
 |
5.97 | 5.88B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
12.1 | 6.28B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
52% | 1.03 | 6.39B | 32 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 69% | 31.24 | 6.58B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 83.42 | 7.01B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 99% | 0.73 | 7.31B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 93% | 465.98 | 9.79B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
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7.74 | 9.23B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.11 | 9.66B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 0.11 | 9.68B | 15 | TRX | TRON | |
| 24 |  |
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+2% | 9.38 | 10.3B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
68079 | 10.6B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 26 |  |
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7.4 | 10.6B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 25% | 2.52 | 10.8B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 59% | 10.85 | 10.8B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: a volatile cocktail of fear, greed, and memes. Is it a bubble? A revolution? A giant Ponzi scheme? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go short DogeCoin and see what happens. Wish me luck! š (or maybe send therapy dogs, I might need them).