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2024-05-28 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die and Occasionally Get a Jumpstart

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is putting on a show that'd make even the most jaded reality TV producer blush. We're talking rugpulls, moonshots, and enough FOMO to fuel a thousand bad decisions.

  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This coin’s got a circulating percentage of 3%, which means somebody, somewhere, is holding a whole lotta EXRD. Are they laughing their way to the bank, or sweating bullets? Only time (and the unpredictable whims of the crypto gods) will tell.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Move over, Micron, there’s a new sheriff in town. BeAI is up 7% today, proving that even in the Wild West of crypto, sometimes it pays to bet on the underdog (or at least, the one with the least terrible patent lawyers).
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This meme coin is up 5% today, proving that even a dog can learn new tricks (like separating fools from their money). Just don’t ask me what a Tamadoge actually does.
  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, the classic sequel. Just like most movie sequels, BTC2 is trading at a fraction of the original’s price. But hey, at least it’s not a rugpull…yet.

It seems like everyone on r/wallstreetbets is waiting for the markets to open like they’re about to be robbed in an alley. But hey, who needs a diversified portfolio when you can YOLO your life savings on a meme coin, right? Speaking of questionable decisions, Micron got slapped with a $445 million fine for patent infringement. That’s a whole lotta Bitcoin! Maybe they should have invested in some BeAI instead (more on that later).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.08 0 4081 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -1% 3% 0.04 979M 798 EXRD e-Radix
2 +7% 19% 0.04 293K 2458 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -3% 0 409K 2106 RFR Refereum
4 89% 0 470K 2103 WTC Waltonchain
5 +16% 0 514K 2057 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
6 +21% 79% 0.01 641K 2061 DAWN Dawn Protocol
7 +5% 0 730K 2014 PLAY Play Token
8 -8% 99% 0 1.01M 1871 MARO Maro
9 -1% 0.01 1.15M 1831 DREP Drep [new]
10 +10% 74% 0 2.65M 1676 BWO Battle World
11 -7% 58% 0 2.67M 1748 LYRA Lyra
12 -3% 53% 0 2.91M 1750 SSG SOMESING
13 +3% 76% 0 4.26M 1531 XWC WhiteCoin
14 +1% 0 4.77M 1426 REV Revain
15 0.39 4.81M 1422 RGT Rari Governance Token
16 +5% 52% 0.01 5.22M 1581 WOZX Efforce
17 62% 1 8.48M 1388 VAI Vai
18 0.06 5.75M 1377 GRV Grove Coin
19 +13% 0.02 5.78M 1461 VTS Veritise
20 +5% 69% 0 8.21M 1368 TAMA Tamadoge
21 1.08 6.57M 1344 CEUR Celo Euro
22 +1% 0.46 6.8M 1333 NMC Namecoin
23 0.01 6.98M 1321 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
24 -2% 65% 0.01 7.61M 1412 ORC Orbit Chain
25 -13% 0 7.42M 1763 THN Throne
26 97% 0.08 7.75M 1291 WAIT Hourglass
27 -3% 86% 0.43 9.02M 1277 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
28 1 8.08M 1264 OUSD Origin Dollar

The crypto market is a beautiful disaster – a swirling vortex of greed, fear, and the occasional stroke of genius (or just dumb luck). So, as we navigate this digital minefield, let’s remember the wise words of Warren Buffet…just kidding! Nobody listens to that guy anymore. Diamond hands, baby!

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