- VERI (Veritaseum)
- $27.99: ⭐⭐⭐
- Veritaseum… More like ‘Veritas-where’d-my-money-go-ium’, am I right? Down 23% this week? Someone needs to check this project’s pulse. Maybe it’s time to call the ‘OriginTrail’ folks to see if they can find where this one went wrong.
- LYRA (Lyra)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Lyra, Lyra… Oh, you mean that coin that’s down 62% this week? That’s rough, buddy. Someone get this coin a therapist and a stiff drink. It’s got bigger problems than just a bear market.
- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Celsius is up 146% this week? Talk about a plot twist! This is like watching the least favorite contestant on a reality show suddenly win the whole thing. I’m not saying it’s rigged, but… something’s fishy here.
- MARO (Maro)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Maro, you’re down 10% and barely scraping by? Look, I’ve seen more life in a week-old head of lettuce. You’re about as exciting as watching paint dry in a sensory deprivation tank.
Speaking of bad bets, remember that Robinhood user who thought they found a ‘free money’ glitch? Turns out, bragging about exploiting a system that’s designed to take your money is about as smart as YOLOing your life savings on a meme coin. Just like some of these cryptos, that ‘glitch’ disappeared faster than a weekend at Elon Musk’s Twitter HQ.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-14% | 27.99 | 2.8B | 5550 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-13% | 58% | 0 | 2.52M | 1765 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 2 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.08 | 57.8M | 1034 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-12% | 68% | 0.23 | 230M | 361 | CQT | Covalent |
| 4 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.05 | 112M | 465 | EVER | Everscale | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 7.43M | 1763 | THN | Throne | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-11% | 44.1 | 0 | 159 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-10% | 15% | 0.01 | 29.5M | 1431 | AGLA | Angola |
| 8 |  |
 |
-10% | 99% | 0 | 1M | 1875 | MARO | Maro |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 100% | 1.44 | 54.5M | 633 | CEL | Celsius |
| 10 |  |
 |
-8% | 86% | 0.28 | 280M | 279 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.3B | 71 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 12 |  |
 |
-7% | 81% | 0.28 | 265M | 298 | LCX | LCX |
| 13 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.39 | 197M | 351 | DUSK | Dusk | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 24% | 0.02 | 513M | 411 | VELO | Velo |
| 15 |  |
 |
-6% | 76.89 | 769M | 160 | METIS | Metis | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-6% | 12% | 0.37 | 368M | 690 | ALT | Alitas |
| 17 |  |
 |
-6% | 90% | 0.13 | 107M | 488 | NXRA | Nexera |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.91 | 29M | 1099 | CRU | Crust Network | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 68% | 4.37 | 131M | 507 | ERN | Ethernity Chain |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 77% | 2.75 | 55M | 699 | ROUTE | Router Protocol |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 58% | 0 | 28.8M | 996 | SQUIDGROW | SquidGrow |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 77% | 0.05 | 168M | 404 | DAG | Constellation |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 7% | 1.25 | 496M | 750 | AMPL | Ampleforth |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 87.97 | 724M | 182 | ILV | Illuvium | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.02 | 21.8M | 905 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 47% | 0.14 | 139M | 570 | RAMP | RAMP |
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 17% | 1.23 | 2.59B | 153 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.93 | 466M | 184 | TRAC | OriginTrail |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute, it’s all rainbows and unicorns; the next, it’s a complete meltdown. My advice? Do your research (or just make it up like everyone else), hold on tight, and pray to the crypto gods for mercy (or at least a decent pump). Because let’s be real, in this game, we’re all just one tweet away from financial ruin (or maybe a Lamborghini, who knows?).