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2024-05-29 Baby Cryptos Are These Altcoins Going to the Moon or the Dumpster Fire?

Buckle up, buttercup. We're diving into the wild world of baby cryptos to see which ones are poised for greatness and which ones are destined for the digital landfill.

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham…like the Asylum? Fitting, because buying altcoins right now feels a bit like crazy talk. Still, a 2% bump in 24 hours? Maybe there’s method to this madness.
  • BRICK (r/FortNiteBR Bricks)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, the classic pump-and-dump disguised as a community token. Someone tell these guys they can’t buy V-Bucks with this.
  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $13.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UniBot sounds like a cleaning product, but hey, at least it’s not down for the count. Holding steady in a sea of volatility. Time to buy a cleaning product for my portfolio after looking at the other cryptos.
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like ‘Milady Meme Coin’ this thing was either going to the moon or crashing back to earth. Guess which one happened? I’d say it’s time to call it quits and move on to the next meme, but let’s be real, there’s always another one just around the corner.

Remember those stories about casino workers whispering hot stock tips? Well, swap the roulette wheel for a blockchain, and you’ve got the crypto market. NVDA might be the talk of the casino floor (according to Reddit), but we’re here for the underdogs, the long-shots, the coins with names that sound like they were generated by a bot on a sugar rush.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +2% 20% 2.29 2.29B 150 ARKM Arkham
1 -6% 0.12 13.5M 1085 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -3% 100% 13.78 13.8M 1075 UNIBOT UniBot
3 50% 0.82 81.9M 714 STT Statter Network
4 +13% 27% 0.82 819M 290 NTRN Neutron
5 63% 0 22M 1067 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +2% 0 101M 491 SNEK Snek
7 +9% 99% 0.2 204M 316 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +3% 100% 41.42 870M 99 ORDI ORDI
9 +18% 82% 0 233M 326 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 19% 0.04 293K 2468 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 -1% 100% 3951.22 3.54B 212 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 -3% 29% 0.92 916M 272 EDU Open Campus
13 +1% 0 113M 472 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 -8% 0 820K 1985 PLAY Play Token
15 0.31 918M 287 AGI Delysium
16 83% 0.02 198M 360 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.16 156M 1009 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -6% 90% 0.12 98.7M 512 NXRA Nexera
19 +31% 95% 0.31 30.9M 799 OPTI Optimus AI
20 -5% 90% 2.23 223M 319 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 -10% 4% 0.02 157M 1318 HVH HAVAH
22 -5% 77% 0.02 21.3M 1007 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 -1% 42% 2.03 4.27B 58 CORE Core
24 -6% 22% 0.02 160M 754 GFAL Games for a Living
25 +1% 10% 0 88.1M 1200 NEXA Nexa
26 -2% 86% 0.27 273M 285 0x0 0x0.ai
27 0.4 56M 675 TOMI tomiNet
28 -3% 0.05 5.43M 1398 GRV Grove Coin

The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘HODL’. One thing’s for sure, it’s never boring…even if it is mostly just noise. So, do you feel lucky? No, well good because you shouldn’t.

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