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2024-05-30 Crypto Carnage: Blood on the Blockchain

It's a crypto bloodbath out there! 💀 Buckle up as we dive into the latest market massacre, where fortunes are lost, dreams are shattered, and only the ruthless survive.

  • DMD (Diamond)
    • $0.02: ⭐
    • Diamonds are forever? Not in the crypto world! This one’s down 99% in 24 hours. Talk about a fire sale! Better luck next time, diamond hands. 💎🙌
  • CRE (Carry)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Apparently, this ‘Carry’ couldn’t carry its own weight, let alone anyone’s portfolio. Down 63% – maybe it should’ve hitched a ride with Daddy Nvidia? 🚀
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember when Waltonchain was going to revolutionize supply chains? Yeah, me neither. Down 41% – looks like those chains are broken. ⛓️
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Oh, ‘Milady,’ your meme magic seems to be fading. Down 18% and clinging onto that meme-life support. Maybe it’s time for a career change? 💅
  • CEL (Celsius)
    • $1.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Celsius is heating up… with a whopping 134% gain this week! 🔥 Must be all that hot air from their bankruptcy proceedings last year. 💨

Remember those Reddit posts about Nvidia’s unstoppable rise? Turns out, not everything goes to the moon (sorry, WSB folks!). While Daddy Nvidia’s busy building spaceships, some of these cryptos are busy crashing back down to Earth. Let’s just say, some of these coins are making GM look like a solid investment right now (and that’s saying something!).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -99% 87% 0.02 101K 2411 DMD Diamond
1 -63% 0 7.19M 1312 CRE Carry
2 -41% 89% 0 272K 2226 WTC Waltonchain
3 -18% 82% 0 220M 333 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
4 -15% 17% 1.02 2.15B 184 BNX BinaryX
5 -12% 65% 0 9.98M 1347 RFOX RFOX
6 -12% 0 3.48B 48 BONK Bonk
7 -11% 0.11 21.3M 1084 MLT MILC Platform
8 -10% 14% 0.28 28.3M 1464 MULTI Multichain
9 -10% 0.8 80M 785 STOS Stratos
10 -10% 0.1 12.4M 1109 SOUL Phantasma
11 -9% 77% 0.02 75.5M 613 SAMO Samoyedcoin
12 -9% 0 108M 490 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
13 -8% 0.03 35.5M 917 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
14 -8% 0.08 79.7M 543 REI REI Network
15 -8% 91% 0 136M 420 LEVER LeverFi
16 -8% 0.01 116M 597 COS Contentos
17 -8% 14% 0 128M 960 DC Dogechain
18 -8% 0.02 12.7M 1339 PRE Presearch
19 -7% 0 6.58M 1795 THN Throne
20 -7% 77% 0.02 20.1M 1026 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
21 -7% 100% 1.29 48.8M 660 CEL Celsius
22 -7% 90% 2.1 210M 323 ATOR ATOR Protocol
23 -7% 64% 0.52 104M 571 BOSON Boson Protocol
24 -7% 7% 1.16 457M 774 AMPL Ampleforth
25 -6% 0.02 15.1M 1036 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
26 -6% 0.12 12.8M 1100 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
27 -6% 0.05 5.14M 1412 GRV Grove Coin
28 -6% 82% 0.17 66.4M 632 VAI VAIOT

Well, folks, it seems the crypto casino is still open for business, but the house always wins (unless you’re Nvidia). Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. Until next time, stay thirsty for profits, but don’t forget to hydrate with some reality (and maybe a stiff drink). 🍸

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