- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The Top Doge is down, but hey, at least it’s not down as much as my dating life after mentioning my crypto portfolio.
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon, more like Poly-gone, amirite? Okay, I’ll admit, a -5% dip ain’t that bad in this bloodbath. Maybe there’s hope for those diamond hands yet?
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $29.48: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum Classic proving that sometimes, the original is NOT always the best. This ain’t your grandpa’s retirement fund, folks.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Remember when XRP was supposed to be the future of finance? Yeah, me neither. But hey, at least they’re not facing as much scrutiny as they used to… right?
- SOL (Solana)
- $165.32: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Solana, the blockchain that’s always one outage away from a complete meltdown. Still, a -2% dip? Must be a slow news day in the Solanaverse.
Remember that time a Reddit user claimed they turned $800k into +2 million on ASTS? Well, today’s crypto market is making me wish I had yolo’d my life savings on anything BUT these digital dumpster fires. It’s enough to make a cat want to apply for a job at Wendy’s. (Don’t worry, I’m not talking about you, DOGE. You’re holding relatively steady. Keep those paws crossed, buddy! )
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.1B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 1 |  |
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-5% | 7.01 | 10.1B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 2 |  |
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-5% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.05B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 7.31 | 8.72B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 4 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 15.4B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 5 |  |
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-5% | 99% | 0.7 | 6.98B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 6 |  |
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-4% | 1.12 | 11.2B | 33 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 69% | 29.48 | 6.21B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 5.73 | 11.2B | 35 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 9 |  |
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-4% | 89% | 2.23 | 2.23B | 56 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 10 |  |
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-4% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.99B | 45 | VET | VeChain |
| 11 |  |
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-3% | 25% | 2.44 | 10.5B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 0.16 | 22.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 9.02 | 9.91B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 14 |  |
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-3% | 8.51 | 3.33B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 15 |  |
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-2% | 79% | 0.45 | 20.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 45.22 | 13.6B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
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-2% | 54% | 36.03 | 25.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 11.96 | 6.21B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 19 |  |
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-2% | 3723.26 | 35.4B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 20 |  |
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-2% | 58% | 0.11 | 5.29B | 37 | XLM | Stellar |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 55% | 0.52 | 51.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 165.32 | 95.4B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 3726.84 | 448B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 59% | 10.67 | 10.7B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 52% | 0.99 | 6.13B | 34 | MNT | Mantle |
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 81% | 90.39 | 1.35B | 81 | QNT | Quant |
| 27 |  |
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-1% | 590.77 | 87.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 87% | 0.12 | 3.52B | 36 | CRO | Cronos |
The crypto market is about as predictable as a reality TV show romance: volatile, messy, and likely to leave you questioning your life choices. My advice? Hold onto your butts (and your crypto) because things are about to get even wilder. Or, you know, just buy NVDA and pretend this never happened.