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2024-05-30 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up buttercup, it's a stablecoin showdown in the crypto-sphere! The fully diluted market cap is looking as predictable as a Tesla on autopilot, but hey, at least we're not talking about FTX, right?

  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD: Holding steady at $1. About as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s not rug-pulling like some of its more…volatile friends.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $67480.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Bitcoin on the Binance Chain? It’s like putting lipstick on a pig - still a pig, just with fancier packaging. But hey, when in Rome, right?
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐
    • Cronos, More like ‘Chronically Underperforming.’ Maybe they should hire Matt Damon to do another Superbowl ad?
  • MATIC (Polygon)
    • $0.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MATIC: The ‘Ethereum killer’ that’s still trying to find its target. It’s like that friend who always talks a big game but never quite delivers.
  • UNI (Uniswap)
    • $10.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Uniswap: Remember when DeFi was going to change the world? Me too. Still waiting for that revolution.

Remember that time you YOLO’d your life savings on a stock based on a Reddit meme? Yeah, me neither. But apparently, someone threw $800k at ASTS when it was at $2.50. Now, I’m not saying those are the same people buying up stablecoins, but I’m not not saying it either. Meanwhile, NVDA’s chart is looking more parabolic than a Elon Musk tweet after a breakup.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 70.5M 554 BUSD BUSD
1 1 501M 139 TUSD TrueUSD
2 -1% 81% 90.46 1.35B 81 QNT Quant
3 -3% 89% 2.24 2.24B 56 LDO Lido DAO
4 -1% 92% 2671.75 2.69B 47 MKR Maker
5 +1% 143.28 2.64B 44 XMR Monero
6 -3% 83% 0.03 2.99B 45 VET VeChain
7 -3% 8.49 3.32B 30 ATOM Cosmos
8 -1% 87% 0.12 3.51B 36 CRO Cronos
9 67480.2 4.08B 209 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
10 -5% 71% 0.1 5.05B 28 HBAR Hedera
11 -3% 71% 0.1 5.1B 210 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
12 -2% 58% 0.11 5.29B 37 XLM Stellar
13 1 5.35B 24 DAI Dai
14 5.96 5.87B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO
15 -2% 52% 0.99 6.15B 34 MNT Mantle
16 -1% 11.94 6.2B 22 ICP Internet Computer
17 -3% 69% 29.59 6.23B 25 ETC Ethereum Classic
18 88% 82.49 6.93B 20 LTC Litecoin
19 -3% 99% 0.7 6.97B 18 MATIC Polygon
20 -5% 7.32 8.74B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 93% 464.02 9.74B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
22 0.11 9.7B 15 TRX TRON
23 0.11 9.71B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON
24 -3% 8.97 9.86B 27 APT Aptos
25 -5% 7.02 10.1B 14 DOT Polkadot
26 67453.3 10.5B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
27 -3% 25% 2.44 10.5B 43 OP Optimism
28 -2% 59% 10.59 10.6B 19 UNI Uniswap

Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another dollar…or in crypto terms, another day, another opportunity to question your life choices. Stay tuned, because if there’s one thing we’ve learned in the crypto-verse, it’s that the only thing predictable is its unpredictability…and the memes. Always the memes.

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