- ORDI (ORDI)
- $42.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This ain’t your mama’s Bitcoin. With a name like ‘ORDI,’ it sounds like an extinct sea creature, but hey, at least it’s up today! Maybe those rumors about it being found on a Viking ship are true… or maybe it’s just another rug pull waiting to happen.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Ah, the Milady Meme Coin. Proof that even the most fervent prayers to the meme gods can’t save a sinking ship. Down 20%? Honey, grab a life vest, this ship’s already hit the ocean floor.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Core? More like snore. This coin’s been stuck in a sideways trading pattern tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe it’s time to swap this ‘Core’ for some actual muscle.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.19: ⭐
- Even with a name that screams ‘desperate attempt to go viral,’ this HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) monstrosity is down bad. This is what happens when you try to ride the coattails of every fading trend simultaneously. A+ for effort, F- for execution.
- BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BeAI, they said. It’ll be revolutionary, they said. Well, the revolution hasn’t quite arrived yet. This one’s for the true gamblers, the ones who look at a 39% pump and think, ‘Hold my beer.’
Remember that Reddit post about Nvidia’s market cap dwarfing Ferrari’s like a monster truck crushing a Smart car? Well, today’s featured shitcoins can only dream of such dominance. We’re talking about tokens like ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu’ - because when you can’t decide on just one pop culture icon to plaster on your pump-and-dump scheme, why not choose them all?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+5% | 20% | 2.47 | 2.47B | 138 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-2% | 0.12 | 13M | 1093 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 13.33 | 13.3M | 1082 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 50% | 0.77 | 77.3M | 724 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-7% | 27% | 0.76 | 756M | 300 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-4% | 63% | 0 | 21.3M | 1072 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 101M | 485 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-13% | 99% | 0.19 | 187M | 324 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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100% | 42.09 | 884M | 97 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 9 |  |
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-20% | 82% | 0 | 201M | 346 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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+39% | 19% | 0.06 | 408K | 2426 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions |
| 11 |  |
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-2% | 3894.92 | 3.49B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 29% | 0.87 | 873M | 272 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-15% | 0 | 99.3M | 501 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 831K | 1976 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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-2% | 0.3 | 905M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 83% | 0.02 | 196M | 351 | SDEX | SmarDex |
| 17 |  |
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0.16 | 156M | 1002 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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+4% | 90% | 0.12 | 105M | 493 | NXRA | Nexera |
| 19 |  |
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+19% | 95% | 0.35 | 34.7M | 767 | OPTI | Optimus AI |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 90% | 2.17 | 217M | 315 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 4% | 0.02 | 158M | 1310 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 77% | 0.02 | 20.1M | 1024 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI |
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 42% | 1.97 | 4.13B | 59 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
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22% | 0.02 | 166M | 741 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 25 |  |
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10% | 0 | 88.4M | 1204 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 26 |  |
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-4% | 86% | 0.26 | 258M | 289 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 27 |  |
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-8% | 0.39 | 53.9M | 678 | TOMI | tomiNet | |
| 28 |  |
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-7% | 0.05 | 5.03M | 1421 | GRV | Grove Coin |
The crypto market’s like that friend who shows up to a party already wasted - unpredictable, volatile, and likely to leave you with a headache in the morning. But hey, sometimes you just gotta embrace the chaos, right?