- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $68231.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Bitcoin BEP2, the awkward cousin twice removed that shows up to the family reunion wearing last year’s trends. Sure, it’s got the Bitcoin name, but let’s be real, it’s like trying to make fetch happen – it’s just not going to be as cool as the OG Bitcoin.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $68225.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Bitcoin – because putting regular Bitcoin on the Binance Smart Chain is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. It works, but it’s just unnecessarily complicated. And judging by these prices, about as exciting as watching paint dry.
- QNT (Quant)
- $91.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quant, the overachieving student council president of the crypto world, just chilling with an 81% circulating supply. It’s not flashy, it’s not hyped-up, it just consistently delivers. Boring! Give me drama or give me death!
- XMR (Monero)
- $144.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the crypto equivalent of that one friend who always pays in cash and wears sunglasses indoors. Privacy is cool, but this level of secrecy makes me think you’re up to something shady. Still, gotta respect the commitment to anonymity.
- MKR (Maker)
- $2743.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker, the OG DeFi darling, is still hanging in there like a middle-aged dad at a rock concert. Sure, it’s got some moves, but it’s definitely lost a step or two. Time to hand over the mic to the younger generation.
Speaking of bad investments and things going south faster than a toupee in a hurricane, our boy Trump is facing some serious legal heat. The former president is learning the hard way that hush money is not a victimless crime, especially when you’re dealing with 34 counts of it. But hey, at least his troubles are giving the guys over at /r/wallstreetbets something to gamble on! Maybe they can short his prison sentence or something.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 555 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 500M | 143 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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81% | 91.06 | 1.36B | 81 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
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+4% | 89% | 2.34 | 2.34B | 54 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 4 |  |
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144.08 | 2.66B | 45 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 92% | 2743.21 | 2.76B | 46 | MKR | Maker |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.96B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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8.42 | 3.29B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 8 |  |
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87% | 0.12 | 3.5B | 37 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
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+1% | 68231.1 | 4.13B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 10 |  |
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-1% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
| 11 |  |
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71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 12 |  |
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58% | 0.11 | 5.33B | 36 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 13 |  |
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1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 14 |  |
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5.93 | 5.84B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 15 |  |
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11.85 | 6.15B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 16 |  |
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52% | 0.99 | 6.16B | 33 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 17 |  |
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69% | 29.74 | 6.27B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 18 |  |
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99% | 0.7 | 6.95B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 88% | 83.76 | 7.04B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 20 |  |
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7.27 | 8.68B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 21 |  |
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93% | 465.72 | 9.78B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 22 |  |
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0.11 | 9.75B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
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0.11 | 9.78B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 9.14 | 10B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
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7 | 10.1B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 25% | 2.47 | 10.6B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 68225.1 | 10.6B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
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59% | 10.66 | 10.7B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap |
Well, folks, there you have it. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and you’re left wondering what the heck just happened. So, what’s the takeaway from all this? Invest at your own risk, and always have a sense of humor (and maybe a stiff drink) handy. Cheers!