- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BONK? More like BUSTED! Down 8%… someone’s dog ain’t getting a treat tonight. This might be the only thing tanking harder than Trump’s legal defense.
- STG (Stargate Finance)
- $0.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stargate Finance is glowing up like a glowstick at a rave! Up 40%? Someone’s been hitting the liquidity pool hard.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $49.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you sly dog! Holding strong with a 15% gain. This coin’s got more staying power than a Kardashian in the news cycle.
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- JasmyCoin is up 25%! Either it’s about to moon, or someone’s grandma accidentally bought a bunch. Either way, I’m here for the ride.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- LADYS, you’re about as exciting as watching paint dry. With 0% gain, this is one for the bargain bin (if you’re into that sort of thing).
Hold your horses, folks! The Donald just got slammed with 34 counts of “hush money” shenanigans. While he’s busy lawyer-ing up, let’s see if we can make some noise in the crypto-sphere, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 3.12B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+40% | 20% | 0.69 | 691M | 380 | STG | Stargate Finance |
| 2 |  |
 |
+25% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.59B | 61 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 3 |  |
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+15% | 100% | 49.72 | 1.04B | 83 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
 |
-6% | 99% | 0.08 | 385M | 177 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO |
| 5 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.68 | 683M | 139 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 24% | 2.17 | 7.5B | 58 | FET | Fetch.ai |
| 7 |  |
 |
20% | 2.48 | 2.48B | 140 | ARKM | Arkham | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-7% | 65% | 23.32 | 233M | 365 | AUCTION | Bounce Token |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.28 | 129M | 405 | STEEM | Steem | |
| 10 |  |
 |
42% | 0.01 | 702M | 253 | AMP | Amp | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 55% | 0.22 | 215M | 426 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
| 12 |  |
 |
-12% | 78% | 0.18 | 262M | 302 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 6.13 | 1.58B | 90 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 42% | 1.92 | 4.04B | 59 | CORE | Core |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.96 | 957M | 191 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+11% | 94% | 0.06 | 591M | 131 | IOTX | IoTeX |
| 17 |  |
 |
+5% | 73% | 0.85 | 295M | 292 | MAGIC | Treasure |
| 18 |  |
 |
75% | 0.09 | 24.8M | 955 | VGX | Voyager Token | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 109.17 | 287M | 260 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.02 | 222M | 337 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 6.83 | 683M | 196 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 43.41 | 0 | 157 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 23 |  |
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82% | 0 | 211M | 334 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.86 | 116M | 430 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.3 | 303M | 357 | POWR | Powerledger | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.08 | 1.25B | 109 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.45 | 225M | 319 | DUSK | Dusk | |
| 28 |  |
 |
0.05 | 45.2M | 768 | ALU | Altura |
Crypto market today: A mixed bag of winners and losers, kind of like Trump’s track record. One thing’s for sure: tomorrow will bring more volatility, more memes, and probably more questionable life choices. Happy trading, degenerates!