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2024-06-03 Crypto Bloodbath Winners and Losers

Cryptocurrency market is a battlefield! Today, we're analyzing which coins are getting rugged and which ones are mooning (probably temporarily). Buckle up!

  • ALICE (MyNeighborAlice)
    • $2.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This Alice isn’t lost in Wonderland, she’s found a way to gain 52% in 24 hours! Must be those magic mushrooms. 🍄
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • The name says it all. Down 3%? More like getting ‘bonked’ by the market. Ouch.
  • PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐
    • ConstitutionDAO, more like DestitutionDAO. Down 17%? Someone needs to rewrite this coin’s constitution.
  • OMG (OMG Network)
    • $0.55: ⭐
    • With a 22% drop, OMG is right. This coin’s performance is making investors question their life choices.
  • NVDA (Nvidia)
    • $N/A: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Okay, Nvidia isn’t technically on this list, but with their AI chips selling like hotcakes, they’re the Warren Buffett of the tech world right now. Just keep stacking those T-Bills, Jensen.

Remember 50 Cent accepting Bitcoin for his album a decade ago? Turns out, some coins on this list are about to make you feel like you just traded your Bitcoin for a half-eaten bag of Cheetos. Others…well, they might make you feel like you’re Jensen Huang, laughing all the way to the bank (and then announcing a new AI chip just to rub it in).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -17% 99% 0.1 520M 138 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
1 98% 0.03 1.72B 61 JASMY JasmyCoin
2 -3% 0 2.99B 52 BONK Bonk
3 +52% 67% 2.47 247M 340 ALICE MyNeighborAlice
4 -4% 100% 45.57 957M 89 ORDI ORDI
5 +8% 0.86 766M 116 OM MANTRA
6 +7% 1.11 1.11B 172 YGG Yield Guild Games
7 24% 2.11 7.32B 60 FET Fetch.ai
8 -4% 100% 1.58 105M 461 MTL Metal DAO
9 +26% 0.01 208M 306 SLP Smooth Love Potion
10 -5% 20% 2.45 2.45B 141 ARKM Arkham
11 +18% 80% 0.1 71.4M 611 PDA PlayDapp
12 +13% 69% 0.21 165M 440 DAR Mines of Dalarnia
13 -4% 7.35 735M 185 HIGH Highstreet
14 +2% 62% 0.01 93.8M 601 LINA Linear Finance
15 -4% 42% 1.87 3.93B 62 CORE Core
16 +10% 72% 0 142M 467 RACA RACA
17 +7% 73% 0.94 328M 279 MAGIC Treasure
18 6.05 1.56B 91 PENDLE Pendle
19 -5% 101.73 268M 271 TRB Tellor
20 +6% 56% 0.22 522M 252 VANRY Vanar Chain
21 -3% 1.59 159M 462 GTC Gitcoin
22 -22% 99% 0.55 77M 534 OMG OMG Network
23 +1% 54% 0 219M 427 SPELL Spell Token
24 -3% 90% 1.41 141M 411 FRONT Frontier
25 +9% 3.33 418M 254 API3 API3
26 +16% 57% 0.39 214M 423 MBOX MOBOX
27 +1% 57% 0.22 216M 416 RDNT Radiant Capital
28 +3% 3.24 3.24B 84 RON Ronin

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. Just when you think you’re at the top, it plummets faster than you can say ‘rug pull’. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of ‘Cryptocurrency: Where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can order a $20 fast-food meal.’ 🍔

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