Featured image of post 2024-06-03  Crypto-Market: Where  Dreams Go to Die and  Meme Coins  Multiply Like Gremlins After Midnight

2024-06-03 Crypto-Market: Where Dreams Go to Die and Meme Coins Multiply Like Gremlins After Midnight

Buckle up, buttercup, cause the crypto-carnival is in town and it's brought the entire freakshow. Gains, losses, and rug-pulls, oh my!

  • GRV (Grove Coin)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Grove Coin - more like Grieve Coin, amirite? Down 22%? Ouch. Guess the only grove it’s headed for is the one where they bury failed altcoins.
  • WOZX (Efforce)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Efforce, Efforce - more like Effort-Needed. 31% pump? Someone’s been hitting the nitrous. Let’s see if this one can actually reach escape velocity.
  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin 2? Like that sequel nobody asked for. Sure, it’s up 19%, but let’s be real - it’s trading on Bitcoin’s name, not its own merits.
  • TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • TABOO TOKEN - because nothing says ‘risky investment’ like a name that screams ‘regulatory nightmare’. Down 11%? Color me shocked.

50 Cent’s Bitcoin stash from 2014 would be worth a cool $47.6 million today. Meanwhile, Grove Coin (GRV) took a 22% nosedive. Coincidence? Probably not. This market’s wilder than Fiddy after a bottle of Vitamin Water.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 0.07 0 4394 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.04 940M 805 EXRD e-Radix
2 -26% 0 219K 2236 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 -10% 0 356K 2140 RFR Refereum
4 19% 0.06 408K 2419 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
5 +12% 79% 0.01 639K 2060 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 89% 0.01 821K 1948 WTC Waltonchain
7 -6% 99% 0 834K 1923 MARO Maro
8 +3% 0.01 1.11M 1837 DREP Drep [new]
9 +16% 0 1.12M 1896 PLAY Play Token
10 -1% 58% 0 2.54M 1754 LYRA Lyra
11 53% 0 2.7M 1762 SSG SOMESING
12 +3% 77% 0 2.87M 1636 BWO Battle World
13 -22% 0.04 3.53M 1524 GRV Grove Coin
14 +2% 0.35 4.34M 1446 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 +8% 76% 0 4.54M 1517 XWC WhiteCoin
16 58% 1 8.47M 1401 VAI Vai
17 0.02 5.11M 1491 VTS Veritise
18 -7% 97% 0.05 5.42M 1392 WAIT Hourglass
19 +7% 0 5.37M 1388 REV Revain
20 -6% 69% 0 8.03M 1374 TAMA Tamadoge
21 0.42 6.19M 1346 NMC Namecoin
22 1.08 6.57M 1339 CEUR Celo Euro
23 -11% 100% 0 6.7M 1334 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
24 +31% 52% 0.01 6.82M 1507 WOZX Efforce
25 -2% 65% 0.01 7.28M 1418 ORC Orbit Chain
26 0.01 6.95M 1317 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
27 49% 0 7.64M 1490 STRM StreamCoin
28 +19% 86% 0.43 9M 1270 BTC2 Bitcoin 2

The crypto-market is like a room full of pigeons fighting over crumbs while Warren Buffet casually vacuums up all the T-Bills. Hold onto your butts, folks - it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

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