- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 12%? In this economy? Someone’s been hitting the gas station sushi a bit too hard. Still, I’ve seen worse attempts at a comeback.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Meme coins. As predictable as a Kardashian marriage. You know it’s gonna end badly, but you can’t look away.
- PYR (Vulcan Forged (PYR))
- $5.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A 22% jump for PYR? The simulation must be glitching. I’m cautiously optimistic, like a vegetarian at a BBQ.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK? More like ‘bonked on the head’. 0% gain? This coin’s going nowhere fast. Time to hit the silk road and find something more profitable
Hold onto your rocket emojis, folks, because Berkshire Hathaway, the grandpa of Wall Street, just pulled a ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ on the stock market. Apparently, even Warren Buffett’s not immune to a good ol’ fashioned glitch. BRK.A, a stock that normally trades higher than a giraffe’s blood pressure, took a nosedive to $185.10. That’s right, you could’ve bought a piece of Buffett’s brainchild for the price of a decent dinner. While WSB lost their minds, let’s see what’s cooking in the actual crypto streets.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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0 | 2.97B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | ||
| 1 |  |
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-6% | 67% | 2.3 | 230M | 354 | ALICE | MyNeighborAlice |
| 2 |  |
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+8% | 99% | 0.11 | 562M | 130 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO |
| 3 |  |
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+12% | 98% | 0.04 | 1.93B | 59 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 4 |  |
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+9% | 54% | 0 | 240M | 406 | SPELL | Spell Token |
| 5 |  |
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24% | 2.13 | 7.35B | 61 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 6 |  |
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+4% | 100% | 47.51 | 998M | 88 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 7 |  |
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+22% | 56% | 5.86 | 293M | 344 | PYR | Vulcan Forged (PYR) |
| 8 |  |
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-12% | 0 | 182M | 329 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 9 |  |
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-6% | 69% | 0.19 | 155M | 459 | DAR | Mines of Dalarnia |
| 10 |  |
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+5% | 90% | 1.49 | 149M | 399 | FRONT | Frontier |
| 11 |  |
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+6% | 0.91 | 813M | 112 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 1.13 | 1.13B | 167 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 13 |  |
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-12% | 99% | 0.48 | 67.6M | 565 | OMG | OMG Network |
| 14 |  |
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-1% | 73% | 0.93 | 324M | 279 | MAGIC | Treasure |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 6.15 | 1.59B | 91 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
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-4% | 43% | 0.02 | 206M | 508 | TLM | Alien Worlds |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 20% | 2.48 | 2.48B | 142 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 18 |  |
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+2% | 1.76 | 92.9M | 496 | GHST | Aavegotchi | |
| 19 |  |
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+40% | 62% | 0.01 | 132M | 522 | LINA | Linear Finance |
| 20 |  |
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+3% | 91.16 | 751M | 175 | ILV | Illuvium | |
| 21 |  |
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+4% | 56% | 0.23 | 548M | 248 | VANRY | Vanar Chain |
| 22 |  |
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-13% | 6.36 | 636M | 244 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 23 |  |
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42% | 1.86 | 3.91B | 62 | CORE | Core | |
| 24 |  |
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+10% | 1.75 | 175M | 436 | GTC | Gitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
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+6% | 1.59 | 123M | 425 | AGLD | Adventure Gold | |
| 26 |  |
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-3% | 57% | 0.38 | 208M | 432 | MBOX | MOBOX |
| 27 |  |
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+12% | 82% | 0 | 216M | 335 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 28 |  |
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+9% | 78% | 0.14 | 289M | 287 | COTI | COTI |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market - a magical place where dreams go to die, and fortunes are won and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ One thing’s for sure, it’s never a dull moment in the digital Thunderdome. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go short DogeCoin and see if I can afford to buy into this whole Berkshire Hathaway fire sale.