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2024-06-04 Crypto Market: Where Even Warren Buffetts Ghost Cant Save These Floaters

Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get real...ly pathetic in the crypto market. We're diving deep into the bargain bin of digital assets – the 10M fully diluted market cap crew – and trust me, you'll wanna short these, not your brain cells (though the temptation is real).

  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BeAI? More like Be-WARE! This one took a 53% nosedive. Someone should tell them even AI can’t fix this dumpster fire. Though, with a name like that, they’re probably hoping to ride the AI hype train to oblivion. Choo choo!
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Pumping a whopping 46% in a sea of red? This is less ’to the moon’ and more like ‘briefly escaping Earth’s gravitational pull before plummeting back down to reality.’ Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 27%? Sounds like someone just realized their dad’s ‘investment’ in the ’next Bitcoin’ wasn’t aging like fine wine. Time to fire up that resume, champ.
  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.38: ⭐
    • Ah, the classic ’try to capitalize on a famous name’ strategy. Spoiler alert: it rarely works. It’s like the discount bin version of Bitcoin – same concept, way less value. Kind of like that time someone tried to sell ‘New Coke.’
  • THN (Throne)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Holding relatively steady with a name like ‘Throne?’ Maybe they’re onto something. Or maybe everyone’s too busy laughing at the other trainwrecks in this list to notice. Either way, we’re watching…with morbid curiosity.

Speaking of questionable financial decisions, remember that bloodbath over at Berkshire Hathaway? Turns out even Warren Buffett’s ghost can’t save a stock from a good ol’ fashioned technical glitch (RIP BRK.A). But hey, at least those guys have a shot at a rebound. Some of these coins? Let’s just say they make a limit buy order on BRK.A at $185 look like a genius move.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -5% 0.07 0 4033 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.04 944M 806 EXRD e-Radix
2 -53% 19% 0.03 190K 2509 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 +46% 0 322K 2167 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +3% 0 366K 2133 RFR Refereum
5 -27% 89% 0.01 592K 2052 WTC Waltonchain
6 +1% 79% 0.01 645K 2062 DAWN Dawn Protocol
7 -21% 0 881K 1956 PLAY Play Token
8 +12% 99% 0 940K 1890 MARO Maro
9 -8% 0.01 1.01M 1860 DREP Drep [new]
10 -8% 53% 0 2.48M 1790 SSG SOMESING
11 58% 0 2.53M 1758 LYRA Lyra
12 -13% 0.03 3.04M 1564 GRV Grove Coin
13 +21% 77% 0 3.48M 1582 BWO Battle World
14 -6% 0.33 4.06M 1470 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 76% 0 4.58M 1522 XWC WhiteCoin
16 -6% 0 5.02M 1402 REV Revain
17 -4% 97% 0.05 5.16M 1400 WAIT Hourglass
18 0.02 5.08M 1495 VTS Veritise
19 62% 1 8.49M 1394 VAI Vai
20 69% 0 8.07M 1377 TAMA Tamadoge
21 +3% 0.43 6.39M 1354 NMC Namecoin
22 1.09 6.55M 1344 CEUR Celo Euro
23 100% 0 6.66M 1336 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
24 -1% 65% 0.01 7.17M 1420 ORC Orbit Chain
25 0.01 6.95M 1321 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
26 -10% 86% 0.38 8.03M 1318 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
27 -1% 49% 0 7.55M 1500 STRM StreamCoin
28 -16% 0 7.78M 1741 THN Throne

The crypto market is like that friend who swears they’re going to turn things around ‘any day now.’ We’re all still waiting…and placing bets on which one of us will have to stage an intervention first. Stay tuned, folks, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

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