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2024-06-05 Crypto-Carnage or Miracle Comeback? You Decide

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto-casino is open and the roulette wheel is spinning faster than Elon Musk's Twitter feed!

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like Bonk, it’s either going to the moon or crashing and burning. With a 7% gain, it looks like the BONK squad is feeling frisky today! Time to buy?
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $54.90: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This overachiever decided to pump 15% today? Someone knows something we don’t, or maybe they just really, really like the letter ‘I’.
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham… sounds like a Batman villain’s lair, which is fitting because this coin’s been known to play games with your portfolio. 7% gain though? Maybe the Joker’s finally on our side.
  • LINA (Linear Finance)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 16%? Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. Linear Finance, more like Linear Decline! Time to hit the panic button, or maybe just buy the dip and pray for a miracle.
  • ATM (Atletico De Madrid Fan Token)
    • $3.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Atletico’s fan token is celebrating a 34% gain! Either they just won the Champions League, or someone’s been hitting the sangria a little too hard.

Remember Jensen Huang, the rockstar CEO of Nvidia who’s busy signing…assets? Turns out everyone wants a piece of that AI pie, even Elon Musk who’s reportedly told Nvidia to prioritize his companies over Tesla. Maybe he’s betting on AI to finally make self-driving cars a reality, or maybe he’s just trying to distract us from his plummeting Tesla stock. Speaking of plummeting, imagine Warren Buffet’s face when Berkshire Hathaway briefly crashed to $185 a share! Turns out even the Oracle of Omaha isn’t immune to a good old-fashioned technical glitch. Don’t worry though, the NYSE stepped in to ‘bust’ those ’erroneous’ trades faster than you can say ‘margin call’. So while Wall Street’s cleaning up its own messes, let’s see what kind of chaos we can find in the wild world of crypto…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +7% 0 3.19B 52 BONK Bonk
1 98% 0.04 1.94B 59 JASMY JasmyCoin
2 +15% 100% 54.9 1.15B 79 ORDI ORDI
3 -5% 99% 0.1 529M 141 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
4 -3% 67% 2.22 222M 374 ALICE MyNeighborAlice
5 +2% 2.19 5.75B 61 FET Fetch.ai
6 +17% 0.02 813M 108 CKB Nervos Network
7 -16% 62% 0.01 110M 563 LINA Linear Finance
8 +7% 20% 2.67 2.67B 136 ARKM Arkham
9 -6% 1.06 1.06B 178 YGG Yield Guild Games
10 +10% 42% 2.05 4.3B 62 CORE Core
11 -3% 56% 5.68 284M 359 PYR Vulcan Forged (PYR)
12 +4% 0.45 476M 180 POLYX Polymesh
13 +2% 0.94 834M 114 OM MANTRA
14 -1% 6.09 1.57B 91 PENDLE Pendle
15 +34% 3.93 39.3M 972 ATM Atletico De Madrid Fan Token
16 -2% 6.2 620M 247 HIGH Highstreet
17 +2% 104.76 277M 265 TRB Tellor
18 +12% 84% 0.59 37.2M 790 BURGER BurgerCities
19 54% 0 241M 412 SPELL Spell Token
20 +7% 27% 0.76 1.52B 168 ID SPACE ID
21 +7% 69% 0.21 166M 441 DAR Mines of Dalarnia
22 -3% 76% 0.08 528M 170 SKL SKALE
23 +8% 90% 1.62 162M 383 FRONT Frontier
24 +12% 0.36 104M 473 BAKE BakeryToken
25 +5% 1.18 328M 249 SUSHI SushiSwap
26 0.65 775M 147 LUNA Terra
27 -1% 1.73 173M 444 GTC Gitcoin
28 +2% 45.42 0 152 SSV ssv.network

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another rollercoaster ride in the crypto-sphere. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. And by someone, I mean probably you. Happy trading!

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