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2024-06-05 Market Meltdown or Midlife Crisis? Cryptos 10M Edition

Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get weird. We're diving into the Land of 10M Cryptos, where dreams go to die...or become memes.

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham… like Batman’s hangout? Someone’s been binging superhero movies. Up 13%? Must’ve caught the Joker shorting the market.
  • BRICK (r/FortNiteBR Bricks)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐
    • Fortnite… bricks? Seriously? This is why aliens won’t talk to us. Down 1%? More like down for the count. Next!
  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $12.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UniBot sounds like a rejected Transformer. Still, it’s up 1%. Maybe there’s hope for us robots yet.
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Milady Meme Coin… because nothing says ‘sophistication’ like a meme coin, right? Up 7%? More like a dead cat bounce.

Speaking of questionable life choices, remember those Berkshire Hathaway shares briefly trading for less than a Chipotle burrito? Turns out the NYSE decided to play ‘whoopsie daisy’ and reversed those trades. Talk about your rug pulls! Some folks are fuming, claiming they deserve that ‘glitch’ discount. Well, guess what? Life’s not fair, and neither is the market. Just be glad you’re not holding the bag on some of these 10M cryptos…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +13% 20% 2.79 2.79B 133 ARKM Arkham
1 -1% 0.12 13.1M 1091 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 +1% 100% 12.7 12.7M 1109 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -1% 50% 0.82 81.8M 715 STT Statter Network
4 +9% 27% 0.81 809M 291 NTRN Neutron
5 +7% 63% 0 24.3M 1038 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 0 105M 476 SNEK Snek
7 -7% 99% 0.14 142M 389 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +17% 100% 56.47 1.19B 78 ORDI ORDI
9 +7% 82% 0 224M 330 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +65% 19% 0.04 315K 2467 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 +1% 3959.13 3.55B 210 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 +2% 29% 0.89 890M 271 EDU Open Campus
13 +8% 0 101M 510 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 0 995K 1948 PLAY Play Token
15 +1% 0.31 922M 282 AGI Delysium
16 83% 0.02 188M 368 SDEX SmarDex
17 +1% 0.16 158M 1008 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 +16% 90% 0.13 110M 484 NXRA Nexera
19 -18% 0.28 28.3M 840 OPTI Optimus AI
20 +4% 90% 2.05 205M 331 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 +2% 4% 0.01 148M 1349 HVH HAVAH
22 77% 0.02 21.4M 1011 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 +11% 42% 2.08 4.38B 62 CORE Core
24 +12% 22% 0.02 187M 710 GFAL Games for a Living
25 +11% 10% 0 90.4M 1212 NEXA Nexa
26 +5% 86% 0.29 288M 275 0x0 0x0.ai
27 +1% 0.38 53.1M 696 TOMI tomiNet
28 +4% 0.03 3.16M 1566 GRV Grove Coin

So, the crypto market’s basically a teenager’s bedroom: messy, unpredictable, and full of questionable decisions. Is the bottom in? Who knows! One thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be entertaining (and by entertaining, I mean potentially financially ruinous).

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