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2024-06-05 Market Movers and Shakers: Where Even Buffetts Legacy Takes a Hit Briefly

Crypto, stocks, glitches - this ain't your grandpa's market (unless your grandpa's Warren Buffett, in which case, he's probably fine).

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • 122% gains? Someone’s been hitting the growth hormones! This ain’t your grandma’s blockchain, folks. This one’s got legs… maybe even enough to outrun that Berkshire snafu.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • NFTs meet AI… because who needs original ideas when you can slap two buzzwords together? Still, 26% gains ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. Even Buffett might crack a smile (under that pile of cash he just made back).
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like ‘Play Token,’ it’s either gonna make you rich or get you laughed out of the casino. 24% gains suggest it’s a gamble worth taking… for now.
  • BWO (Battle World)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Battle World? More like ‘Bear Market Battlefield.’ 18% gains are cute and all, but this coin’s got a long way to go before it conquers anything more than a cup of coffee’s worth of your portfolio.

Speaking of stocks taking a nosedive, did you hear about Berkshire Hathaway’s little oopsie yesterday? Apparently, some Wall Street wizard hit the wrong button and sent Buffett’s baby plummeting faster than a SpaceX prototype. Don’t worry, the NYSE stepped in to fix the ‘glitch’ - because apparently, billionaires can’t catch a break when it comes to market manipulation, but us regular folks buying high and selling low, that’s just called ‘Tuesday.’


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 0.07 0 4214 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +2% 3% 0.04 972M 803 EXRD e-Radix
2 +26% 19% 0.03 242K 2498 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 +1% 0 328K 2172 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 0 365K 2149 RFR Refereum
5 +2% 79% 0.01 662K 2058 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 -2% 99% 0 914K 1906 MARO Maro
7 +2% 0.01 1.04M 1865 DREP Drep [new]
8 +24% 0 1.1M 1916 PLAY Play Token
9 +122% 89% 0.01 1.31M 1835 WTC Waltonchain
10 -1% 53% 0 2.44M 1804 SSG SOMESING
11 58% 0 2.51M 1770 LYRA Lyra
12 +2% 0.03 3.12M 1571 GRV Grove Coin
13 +18% 77% 0 4.13M 1553 BWO Battle World
14 +5% 0.34 4.28M 1461 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 -2% 0.02 4.96M 1516 VTS Veritise
16 0 5.02M 1409 REV Revain
17 +5% 97% 0.05 5.42M 1400 WAIT Hourglass
18 66% 1 8.49M 1384 VAI Vai
19 +6% 69% 0 8.57M 1373 TAMA Tamadoge
20 1.09 6.49M 1356 CEUR Celo Euro
21 -8% 76% 0 4.17M 1557 XWC WhiteCoin
22 86% 0.38 7.98M 1338 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
23 0.01 6.96M 1334 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
24 +10% 0.48 7.06M 1330 NMC Namecoin
25 +7% 100% 0 7.15M 1321 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
26 +5% 65% 0.01 7.57M 1413 ORC Orbit Chain
27 -4% 49% 0 7.18M 1529 STRM StreamCoin
28 +2% 0 7.97M 1740 THN Throne

So, the crypto market’s a mixed bag of nuts today - some winners, some losers, and a whole lot of volatility to keep things spicy. Just remember, folks, what goes up can also go down (especially if you’re holding Berkshire Hathaway during a software update). Trade carefully, and always wear clean underwear - you never know when you’ll end up on WSB.

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