- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐
- Remember that time a bunch of degenerates tried to buy the Constitution? This is their legacy. A participation trophy with a 22% pump. Cute.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- The name says it all. Down 3%? More like down to the depths of meme-coin hell. Time to bonk out of this one.
- BURGER (BurgerCities)
- $0.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin is up 42%? Someone’s getting fat off those virtual burgers. Must be all the hype from that used car guy on Reddit cashing out.
- ATM (Atletico De Madrid Fan Token)
- $3.35: ⭐⭐
- Down 14%? Looks like someone’s losing their shirt (and fan token) betting on this team. Even Messi can’t save you now.
Remember that Reddit post about that dude holding Nvidia since ‘02? Turns out, picking winners isn’t just for Wall Street gamblers. Today’s crypto data is giving me serious FOMO vibes. Some of these coins are like that NVDA stock - up thousands of percent. Others? Well, let’s just say they’re riding the struggle bus back to obscurity.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+22% | 0.13 | 646M | 122 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 3.08B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 2 |  |
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+1% | 100% | 55.96 | 1.18B | 78 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 3 |  |
 |
98% | 0.04 | 1.94B | 59 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+42% | 84% | 0.84 | 52.8M | 695 | BURGER | BurgerCities |
| 5 |  |
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-2% | 2.12 | 5.58B | 61 | FET | Fetch.ai | |
| 6 |  |
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+22% | 1.57 | 59.3M | 606 | CEL | Celsius | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+5% | 0 | 193M | 324 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 2.12 | 212M | 388 | ALICE | MyNeighborAlice | |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 20% | 2.63 | 2.63B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 10 |  |
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+3% | 6.42 | 642M | 248 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 11 |  |
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-5% | 42% | 1.93 | 4.06B | 63 | CORE | Core |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.04 | 1.04B | 183 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 13 |  |
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6.14 | 1.59B | 91 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
0.94 | 832M | 115 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.02 | 797M | 109 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 16 |  |
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-14% | 3.35 | 33.5M | 1028 | ATM | Atletico De Madrid Fan Token | |
| 17 |  |
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62% | 0.01 | 109M | 568 | LINA | Linear Finance | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.68 | 168M | 372 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 27% | 0.73 | 1.46B | 172 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 20 |  |
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0 | 241M | 413 | SPELL | Spell Token | ||
| 21 |  |
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+4% | 65% | 22.05 | 221M | 389 | AUCTION | Bounce Token |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 76% | 0.08 | 534M | 171 | SKL | SKALE |
| 23 |  |
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0.66 | 782M | 145 | LUNA | Terra | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 44.41 | 0 | 158 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 846M | 165 | RSR | Reserve Rights | |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 106.05 | 281M | 265 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 27 |  |
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+2% | 94% | 0.06 | 648M | 127 | IOTX | IoTeX |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 3.51 | 47.1M | 680 | SBD | Steem Dollars |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist - thrilling highs, gut-wrenching lows, and a high probability of losing your lunch. Hold on tight, kids, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride (and I’m all out of barf bags).