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2024-06-06 Crypto Carnage or Buffet Bonanza? 10M Report

Buckle up, buttercup. The crypto market's playing dodgeball with red candles, and some of these coins are about to get CREAMED.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Down bad, bro. This coin’s seen more red than a bull in a china shop. Even my grandma’s knitting circle is laughing at this performance.
  • LYRA (Lyra)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Lyra, Lyra, on the wall, who’s the deadest of them all? Probably this coin if it keeps up this trajectory.
  • XWC (WhiteCoin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • More like ‘Why Coin’ amirite? Okay, I’ll admit, a 10% 7-day gain is something to sneeze at in this bloodbath.
  • ERC20 (ERC20)
    • $0.26: ⭐
    • The name’s as exciting as watching paint dry. This ain’t the ‘08 housing crisis, folks. We’re talking about digital Beanie Babies here.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This name screams, ‘I was created by a 12-year-old with a sugar rush!’ Surprisingly, it’s not the worst performer on this list. Must be the nostalgia factor.

Remember that Reddit post about the dude holding Nvidia since ‘02? Yeah, well, today’s crypto market makes me want to dig a time machine out of Legos and go full degen back to the Neopets stock market. Some of these 10M coins are taking a harder nosedive than a pigeon trying to land on a freshly waxed Lambo.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -83% 89% 0 213K 2278 WTC Waltonchain
1 -38% 58% 0 1.56M 1908 LYRA Lyra
2 -30% 76% 0 4.67M 1523 XWC WhiteCoin
3 -21% 79% 0.01 521K 2127 DAWN Dawn Protocol
4 -19% 0.48 306M 367 BMX BitMart Token
5 -17% 0.03 20.4M 1247 DG Decentral Games
6 -13% 14% 0.23 22.6M 1544 MULTI Multichain
7 -12% 1.57 36.7M 982 GET GET Protocol
8 -10% 0 4.51M 1446 REV Revain
9 -10% 0.31 3.85M 1490 RGT Rari Governance Token
10 -9% 63% 0 22.8M 1060 BAD Bad Idea AI
11 -9% 21% 0 259M 626 STC SaitaChain Coin
12 -8% 0.38 24.6M 878 VEGA Vega Protocol
13 -8% 0.73 110M 927 SD Stader
14 -8% 77% 2.57 51.3M 723 ROUTE Router Protocol
15 -7% 97% 0.05 5.01M 1421 WAIT Hourglass
16 -7% 100% 0 42.8M 708 KIN Kin
17 -7% 98% 0.7 33.5M 776 MNW Morpheus.Network
18 -6% 50% 1.58 285M 390 NAKA Nakamoto Games
19 -6% 3.05 305M 4784 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
20 -5% 0.03 2.97M 1576 GRV Grove Coin
21 -5% 0.26 3.42B 5417 ERC20 ERC20
22 -5% 0.62 619M 638 NPT NEOPIN
23 -5% 100% 0.24 28.4M 822 ZERC zkRace
24 -5% 88% 0.07 14.1M 1114 BCD Bitcoin Diamond
25 -5% 27% 0.06 59.4M 1021 HTR Hathor
26 -5% 99% 0.14 141M 393 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
27 -5% 31% 0.01 221M 564 VR Victoria VR
28 -5% 0.1 11.4M 1546 FUND Unification

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ My advice? Do your own research, don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down the digital toilet, and maybe, just maybe, consider buying some actual fruit instead. At least you can make a smoothie with that if things go south.

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