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2024-06-06 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Funds Grow on Memes

Buckle up buttercup, crypto's wilder than a WSB fever dream today. Gains so big they'd make a Wall Street exec blush (or hire a PR team to spin it).

  • FRA (Fractal Network)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Decentralized internet? Sounds like a recipe for a conspiracy theory forum, but hey, at least it’s up. Maybe those Neopets stock market skills DO translate…
  • BWO (Battle World)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Gamers + Crypto = a match made in…well, somewhere. 128% gains this week suggest playing video games IS a real job, Mom! (Don’t tell the IRS).
  • MOB (MobileCoin)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Privacy coin? In this economy? Look, I’m all for ‘sticking it to the man,’ but I’m also not trying to end up on a watchlist.
  • CEL (Celsius)
    • $1.61: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Celsius? More like ‘Fahrenheit 451’ because this coin’s history is toast. Still kicking though, much like that Nokia phone in your drawer.

Remember that dude on WSB bragging about holding NVIDIA since ‘02? Turns out, picking winners in this market’s about as easy as predicting what crayon a toddler will eat next. But hey, some of these cryptos are on a tear - Efforce (WOZX) up 460% this week - almost enough to buy a used car, right?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +50% 52% 0.03 28.7M 1049 WOZX Efforce
1 +41% 54% 0 21.5M 1139 FRA Fractal Network
2 +39% 77% 0.01 5.64M 1457 BWO Battle World
3 +38% 0.13 32.9M 848 MOB MobileCoin
4 +36% 1.61 60.7M 599 CEL Celsius
5 +34% 84% 0.82 51.6M 699 BURGER BurgerCities
6 +29% 0.06 64.9M 618 MDX Mdex
7 +27% 14% 0.3 29.8M 1462 MULTI Multichain
8 +22% 0.13 640M 123 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
9 +22% 0.13 67.6M 589 DMTR Dimitra
10 +20% 47% 0.24 242M 447 AURORA Aurora
11 +19% 0.61 61.4M 870 SLND Solend
12 +18% 5% 0 22.9M 1811 VEED VIMworld
13 +18% 8% 2.18 2.18B 344 ALPH Alephium
14 +16% 0.94 66.8M 577 COMBO COMBO
15 +15% 0 1.29M 1867 PLAY Play Token
16 +14% 0.9 90.3M 758 STOS Stratos
17 +14% 0 44.5M 786 CCD Concordium
18 +14% 22% 0.02 206M 690 GFAL Games for a Living
19 +13% 0.08 53.6M 1065 BBF Bubblefong
20 +12% 82% 0.62 68.3M 626 DNX Dynex
21 +12% 99% 0.08 82.3M 528 REN Ren
22 +12% 1.31 57.7M 700 MTRG Meter Governance
23 +11% 16.24 184M 386 MOVR Moonriver
24 +10% 96% 1.33 133M 421 LQTY Liquity
25 +10% 22% 0.22 223M 661 DIMO DIMO
26 +10% 28.6 2.86B 5742 VERI Veritaseum
27 +9% 7% 0.07 655M 687 CET CoinEx Token
28 +9% 44% 16.2 162M 556 MPL Maple

So, is crypto the future of finance or just a giant game of hot potato? Honestly, who knows. One thing’s for sure: It’s way more entertaining than watching paint dry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Google ‘How to short a meme.’

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