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2024-06-07 Crypto Bloodbath and Bonkers Bucks: 10M Edition

Buckle up, buttercup. It's a crypto rollercoaster and some coins are clinging on for dear life.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like BONK, you know this coin isn’t here to play. Down -2%? More like down for the count. This is why your mom warned you about internet money.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $63.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI, you sly dog, you! While other coins are busy taking a nosedive, you’re up 13%? Someone’s been reading their “Crypto for Dummies” book.
  • MLK (MiL.k)
    • $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MLK is up 24%! Looks like someone poured themselves a big glass of success. But remember, what goes up, must come down. It’s basic physics, people.
  • VOXEL (Voxies)
    • $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • VOXEL, you’re like that friend who always manages to escape a party right before the cops show up. A smooth 19% gain? Not bad, not bad at all.
  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • JASMY, JASMY, JASMY… up 9% you say? Must be nice. For every winner, there’s a loser, and today, it’s everyone who’s not holding JASMY.

Remember that guy on Reddit who claimed to make $582k in 6 months thanks to Nvidia and some other stock? Well, he probably should have diversified into BONK, because today it’s up a whopping -2%. Hold onto your hats, kids, it’s about to get bumpy.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +9% 98% 0.04 2.13B 55 JASMY JasmyCoin
1 -7% 0.12 596M 126 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
2 -2% 0 3B 53 BONK Bonk
3 +13% 100% 63.36 1.33B 72 ORDI ORDI
4 -3% 2.05 5.39B 61 FET Fetch.ai
5 -8% 96% 1.24 124M 439 LQTY Liquity
6 -10% 84% 0.75 47M 725 BURGER BurgerCities
7 +14% 7.38 738M 189 HIGH Highstreet
8 +6% 17.42 197M 362 MOVR Moonriver
9 +13% 0.01 125M 580 COS Contentos
10 +18% 1.86 70.2M 558 CEL Celsius
11 +24% 0.37 366M 409 MLK MiL.k
12 +2% 20% 2.7 2.7B 137 ARKM Arkham
13 +2% 42% 1.99 4.17B 60 CORE Core
14 -12% 0.85 60.1M 606 COMBO COMBO
15 -2% 5.97 1.54B 93 PENDLE Pendle
16 -5% 2.01 201M 403 ALICE MyNeighborAlice
17 -1% 1.03 1.03B 185 YGG Yield Guild Games
18 -1% 65% 21.78 218M 393 AUCTION Bounce Token
19 -1% 78% 0.2 289M 290 TRU TrueFi
20 0.66 784M 144 LUNA Terra
21 +9% 3.63 455M 250 API3 API3
22 +7% 3.58 120M 438 GNS Gains Network
23 +9% 0.03 234M 337 USTC TerraClassicUSD
24 0.94 832M 116 OM MANTRA
25 105.82 280M 268 TRB Tellor
26 +19% 58% 0.29 87.7M 651 VOXEL Voxies
27 0 193M 322 SLP Smooth Love Potion
28 +5% 0.02 840M 103 CKB Nervos Network

The crypto market is like a game of musical chairs, and today, it looks like someone just pulled away all the chairs. My advice? Invest in a good stress ball. You’re gonna need it.

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