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2024-06-10 Crypto Bloodbath: Where Did My Life Savings Go?

Buckle up, buttercup, the crypto market's gone wild (again)! Today's top gainers are making investors do the Snoopy dance, while others... well, let's just say they're better off deleting their trading apps.

  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This coin’s like that friend who shows up late to the party but brings the best snacks. 75% gains in 24 hours? Somebody’s been busy…🤫
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM? More like SNOOZE-M. 166% gains in a week might sound impressive, but let’s be real, this coin’s still cheaper than a cup of gas station coffee.
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dawn Protocol? Honey, it’s more like dusk for this coin. A measly 1% gain this week? Even my grandma’s knitting club sees more action than this.
  • SWAP (TrustSwap)
    • $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • TrustSwap’s trying to play it cool with a 5% gain this week, but we’re onto you. One wrong move and you’re heading straight to the bargain bin.
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Milady Meme Coin? More like ‘My Money Disappeared’ Coin! With a name like that, did you really expect it to go to the moon?

Remember all that hype about Nvidia’s stock split? Turns out, even a whiff of good news can send the markets into a frenzy. But while Jensen’s busy signing…ahem…autographs, our little ol’ cryptos are putting on a show of their own. Spoiler alert: not everyone’s invited to the afterparty.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +75% 0 2.24M 1689 PLAY Play Token
1 +33% 79% 0.01 650K 2051 DAWN Dawn Protocol
2 +23% 0.2 19.7M 919 SWAP TrustSwap
3 +20% 78% 0.24 349M 250 TRU TrueFi
4 +18% 1.09 967M 90 OM MANTRA
5 +18% 25% 0.39 386M 460 GF GuildFi
6 +16% 86% 0.54 11.2M 1181 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
7 +15% 0 4.82M 1407 REV Revain
8 +15% 0.05 36.3M 8914 ONIT ONBUFF
9 +13% 2.75 39.3M 756 ZANO Zano
10 +12% 0.85 154M 346 ARK Ark
11 +12% 0 569K 2010 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
12 +12% 0.01 111M 814 CWEB Coinweb
13 +12% 22% 0.21 215M 651 DIMO DIMO
14 +10% 0.49 521M 157 POLYX Polymesh
15 +10% 51% 0.84 84.4M 680 AVA AVA
16 +10% 99% 0.54 140M 373 PUNDIX Pundi X (New)
17 +9% 17% 0.11 99M 960 ASTRAFER Astrafer
18 +9% 55% 0.47 94.1M 628 DIA DIA
19 +8% 0 196M 441 ELON Dogelon Mars
20 +8% 0.08 79.3M 534 POLY Polymath
21 +8% 82% 0.75 82.4M 551 DNX Dynex
22 +8% 82% 0 174M 364 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
23 +8% 92% 0 124M 422 LEVER LeverFi
24 +8% 75% 0.09 26.3M 916 VGX Voyager Token
25 +8% 47% 0.24 236M 433 AURORA Aurora
26 +8% 44% 17.48 175M 521 MPL Maple
27 +7% 0.49 247M 288 DUSK Dusk
28 +7% 85% 0.18 91.2M 516 LTO LTO Network

So, there you have it, folks! Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Some are laughing their way to the bank, others are Googling ‘how to short sell my neighbor’s dog.’ Moral of the story? Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose…especially if you’re betting on a meme coin. Just sayin’. 😜

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