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2024-06-10: Market Cap Meltdown These Coins Are Cheaper Than Your Used Tissues

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is giving us a lesson in 'low expectations.' We're diving deep into the bargain bin of altcoins, where dreams go to die and fortunes are made...maybe.

  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐
    • Down 42%? Ouch! This AI coin needs some serious help from the algorithm gods. Maybe it’s time to pivot to BeNFTs of sad puppies? At least those might tug at some heartstrings (and wallets).
  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • This coin’s cheaper than a grain of sand on a billionaire’s beach. With a 4% dip, it’s about as appealing as a week-old burrito. You’ve been warned.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 65%? Now that’s what I call playing the game! This token’s making moves like a cheetah on Red Bull. Keep an eye on this one, folks. It might be onto something (or it might just be a pump-and-dump scheme).
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • A 33% pump is nothing to sneeze at, but let’s be real, this coin’s still cheaper than a cup of coffee in most cities. Is it the dawn of a new era or just a flash in the pan? Your guess is as good as mine.

Remember that feeling when NVDA stock split and everyone thought they were getting a steal? Yeah, this ain’t that. Today’s all-star lineup of crypto bottom feeders includes gems like BeAI, down 42% - because who needs AI solutions when you can watch paint dry? And let’s not forget our old pal Stratis [Old] - emphasis on old because this dinosaur’s price movement is about as exciting as watching grass grow.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +2% 0.07 0 4391 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.04 934M 804 EXRD e-Radix
2 -42% 19% 0.05 325K 2457 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 +3% 0 326K 2162 RFR Refereum
4 89% 0 488K 2099 WTC Waltonchain
5 +33% 79% 0.01 651K 2050 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 +16% 0 581K 2002 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
7 -6% 99% 0 914K 1892 MARO Maro
8 +3% 0.01 952K 1882 DREP Drep [new]
9 58% 0 1.35M 1936 LYRA Lyra
10 +65% 0 1.97M 1721 PLAY Play Token
11 +2% 0.03 2.6M 1605 GRV Grove Coin
12 -2% 53% 0 2.87M 1737 SSG SOMESING
13 +2% 77% 0 3.99M 1549 BWO Battle World
14 -13% 0.32 4.01M 1473 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 54% 1 8.47M 1419 VAI Vai
16 +16% 0 4.69M 1416 REV Revain
17 76% 0 4.99M 1485 XWC WhiteCoin
18 -8% 0.02 4.91M 1504 VTS Veritise
19 +1% 69% 0 7.78M 1382 TAMA Tamadoge
20 97% 0.06 5.98M 1363 WAIT Hourglass
21 +2% 0.42 6.17M 1348 NMC Namecoin
22 1.08 6.47M 1334 CEUR Celo Euro
23 49% 0 6.6M 1539 STRM StreamCoin
24 +1% 65% 0.01 7.15M 1417 ORC Orbit Chain
25 0.01 6.96M 1300 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
26 -2% 0 7.73M 1740 THN Throne
27 1 8.1M 1242 OUSD Origin Dollar
28 -4% 10% 0 76M 1240 NEXA Nexa

Well, there you have it, folks. The Wild West of crypto, where the highs are high, the lows are subterranean, and the only guarantee is a rollercoaster ride for your portfolio. Remember, though, in the words of the great Warren Buffet, ‘Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are…well, still fearful, because let’s be honest, this market’s crazier than a bag of cats.

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