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2024-06-11 Crypto Market: Where Dreams Go to Die and Occasionally Pump a Little

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is a rollercoaster ride that'll leave you questioning your life choices. Today, we're diving into the bargain bin of digital assets with the lowest fully diluted market cap. Spoiler alert: it's a wild ride! šŸŽ¢

  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­ā­
    • With a name that sounds like a rejected Transformer, NEXA is bravely trying to prove that there’s still room for micro-cap coins in this market. Will it succeed? Probably not. But hey, stranger things have happened. Like a Bitcoin wallet from 2009 actually containing some coins! šŸ¤‘
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.10: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • This coin’s trying to make a name for itself in the AI space. It’s like the underdog team that everyone’s rooting for, even though they know they’ll probably lose in the first round. But with a 125% 24-hour pump, maybe BeAI is the Cinderella story we need! šŸ‘ 
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ā­
    • SONM? More like SNOOZE-M. This coin took a 31% nosedive in the last 24 hours. It’s like watching a trader who just yolo’d their life savings on a meme coin based on a picture of a Shiba Inu wearing a hat. RIP. šŸŖ¦
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Someone clearly forgot to tell PLAY that the crypto market isn’t all fun and games. But a 114% jump? Maybe there’s some life in this old dog yet. šŸ¶
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.24: ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Dust Protocol? More like Dust Bunny Protocol. This coin’s gathering dust in the corner of the crypto market, hoping no one notices its 10% dip. Maybe it’s time to hire a cleaning crew? šŸ§¹

Remember when NVIDIA was trading at $141 in 2022? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And while some crypto hopefuls might be dreaming of those golden days, the reality is, some of these coins are about as stable as Elon Musk’s Twitter feed after a Red Bull binge. Speaking of which, Tesla shareholders are voting on Musk’s controversial $56B pay package this week. Coincidence? I think not. šŸ¤”


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -7% 0.06 0 4262 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.04 930M 789 EXRD e-Radix
2 +8% 0 353K 2149 RFR Refereum
3 -31% 0 399K 2125 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +11% 89% 0.01 546K 2064 WTC Waltonchain
5 -2% 79% 0.01 637K 2050 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 +125% 19% 0.1 733K 2345 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
7 -8% 0.01 870K 1905 DREP Drep [new]
8 99% 0 910K 1890 MARO Maro
9 -2% 58% 0 1.32M 1944 LYRA Lyra
10 -8% 0.02 2.39M 1629 GRV Grove Coin
11 -11% 53% 0 2.54M 1772 SSG SOMESING
12 -11% 77% 0 3.55M 1574 BWO Battle World
13 -4% 0.31 3.81M 1477 RGT Rari Governance Token
14 +114% 0 4.22M 1512 PLAY Play Token
15 53% 1 8.5M 1415 VAI Vai
16 +3% 0 4.84M 1402 REV Revain
17 +1% 0.02 4.96M 1489 VTS Veritise
18 +6% 76% 0.01 5.33M 1454 XWC WhiteCoin
19 -6% 69% 0 7.31M 1394 TAMA Tamadoge
20 97% 0.06 5.97M 1363 WAIT Hourglass
21 -1% 0.41 6.06M 1348 NMC Namecoin
22 -5% 65% 0.01 6.73M 1428 ORC Orbit Chain
23 1.08 6.41M 1331 CEUR Celo Euro
24 -1% 49% 0 6.47M 1534 STRM StreamCoin
25 0.01 6.95M 1299 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
26 -10% 100% 0 7.62M 1257 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
27 -10% 0.24 7.92M 1417 DUST Dust Protocol
28 -2% 10% 0 73.9M 1244 NEXA Nexa

The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost with the click of a button, and where even the most promising projects can turn into pump-and-dump schemes faster than you can say ‘Satoshi Nakamoto.’ So, is the crypto dream dead? Maybe not. But it’s definitely on life support. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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