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2024-06-11 Meme Coin Mania: When Throwing Away Hard Drives is More Profitable Than Holding These Tokens

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is serving up another heaping plate of 'meh' with a side of 'why am I even doing this?' But hey, at least we're not the ones synchronizing a Bitcoin wallet from 2009 hoping for a miracle.

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Relatively stable as your grandpa after his prune juice. Still, in this market, ’not crashing’ is a win, right?
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 125%? Must’ve promised to replace everyone with AI. Hold your horses, Zuckerberg, one overhyped tech at a time.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • More like ‘Pay Token’ amirite? This one’s for the gamblers, the degens, the folks who like throwing darts blindfolded.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $56.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG meme coin that’s actually holding its own. Congrats, you’ve graduated from dumpster fire to flickering candle.
  • BRICK (r/FortNiteBR Bricks)
    • $0.11: ⭐
    • The only bricks you’ll find here are the ones people are throwing at whoever thought this was a good idea. Elon, is that you?

Speaking of ancient relics, someone on Reddit claims to have dug up a Bitcoin wallet from 2009. Let’s be real, they probably just forgot it in their sock drawer. They are probably watching their Bitcoin Core sync slower than a sloth in a staring contest. Meanwhile, our 10M cryptos are out here trying to prove they’re not just another rug pull waiting to happen. Spoiler alert: Some of them might be.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -7% 20% 2.06 2.06B 151 ARKM Arkham
1 -1% 0.11 12.2M 1084 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -5% 100% 10.17 10.2M 1144 UNIBOT UniBot
3 50% 0.79 78.9M 690 STT Statter Network
4 -2% 27% 0.62 621M 318 NTRN Neutron
5 -3% 63% 0 19.9M 1068 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 -2% 0 92.1M 473 SNEK Snek
7 -13% 99% 0.12 119M 402 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 -1% 100% 56.15 1.18B 69 ORDI ORDI
9 -7% 82% 0 157M 377 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +125% 19% 0.1 733K 2340 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 -3% 3690.12 3.3B 211 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 -2% 29% 0.68 677M 287 EDU Open Campus
13 -7% 0 77.2M 537 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 +55% 0 3.38M 1574 PLAY Play Token
15 -9% 0.24 723M 298 AGI Delysium
16 -3% 0.02 173M 348 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.15 154M 980 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -6% 90% 0.1 85.8M 509 NXRA Nexera
19 -8% 0.24 23.5M 863 OPTI Optimus AI
20 -7% 90% 1.65 165M 344 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 -1% 4% 0.01 130M 1352 HVH HAVAH
22 -3% 77% 0.02 20.3M 991 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 -3% 42% 1.62 3.41B 61 CORE Core
24 -3% 22% 0.02 193M 667 GFAL Games for a Living
25 -3% 10% 0 73.5M 1244 NEXA Nexa
26 -5% 86% 0.22 217M 294 0x0 0x0.ai
27 -1% 0.3 41.8M 736 TOMI tomi
28 -9% 0.02 2.31M 1640 GRV Grove Coin

The only thing more volatile than this market is my uncle after a chili cook-off. So, if you’re looking for financial advice, please consult a Magic 8-Ball, because frankly, I’m starting to think it has a better track record. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. (Which could be you, so trade carefully!)

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