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2024-06-12 Baby Cryptos 10M: This is like watching paint dry but with more existential dread

Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get weird in the land of Baby Cryptos🐣. We're diving deep into the 2024-06-12 10M data, where dreams go to die and memes become financial vehicles (for better or worse).

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham: Like Batman’s nemesis, this one’s lurking in the shadows with a decent trading volume. Is it about to unleash chaos on the market? Only time will tell…
  • WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
    • $3664.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Beacon ETH: The cool kid on the block with a price tag that screams ‘I’m not here to play.’ It’s like the valedictorian of crypto, but with a lot more volatility.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $51.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: Down 8%? In this market? It’s practically a stablecoin. Maybe buy some just to feel something?
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐
    • HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu: The name alone should tell you everything you need to know. This is either pure genius or a sign of the apocalypse. I’m leaning towards the latter.
  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Milady Meme Coin: Ah, the classic pump-and-dump scheme, wrapped in a meme-worthy package. It’s like the dollar menu of crypto: cheap, disposable, and probably bad for your financial health.

Remember those Raspberry Pi computers your nerdy neighbor swore would be the future? Well, they’re publicly traded now. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe (aka this dataset), folks are throwing money at things like ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu.’ It’s enough to make you question the very fabric of reality…and also maybe invest in whatever’s next.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 20% 2.06 2.06B 146 ARKM Arkham
1 -6% 0.1 11.5M 1100 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -2% 100% 9.9 9.9M 1156 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -3% 50% 0.76 76.3M 697 STT Statter Network
4 -5% 27% 0.58 585M 323 NTRN Neutron
5 +2% 63% 0 20.4M 1056 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 -2% 0 90M 475 SNEK Snek
7 -3% 99% 0.12 115M 409 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 -8% 100% 51.46 1.08B 73 ORDI ORDI
9 +2% 82% 0 161M 370 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 -88% 19% 0.01 86.1K 2562 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 3664.42 3.28B 211 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 +1% 29% 0.69 690M 282 EDU Open Campus
13 0 77.2M 537 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 -30% 0 2.35M 1668 PLAY Play Token
15 -1% 0.24 710M 300 AGI Delysium
16 -3% 0.02 168M 360 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.15 153M 977 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 90% 0.1 85.9M 511 NXRA Nexera
19 -1% 0.23 23.3M 869 OPTI Optimus AI
20 +4% 90% 1.71 171M 339 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 -4% 4% 0.01 123M 1362 HVH HAVAH
22 77% 0.02 20.2M 990 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 42% 1.61 3.39B 61 CORE Core
24 -3% 22% 0.02 187M 675 GFAL Games for a Living
25 10% 0 72.9M 1248 NEXA Nexa
26 +9% 86% 0.24 239M 280 0x0 0x0.ai
27 -1% 0.3 41M 739 TOMI tomi
28 +1% 0.02 2.34M 1622 GRV Grove Coin

The crypto market is a fickle beast, fueled by equal parts speculation, innovation, and a healthy dose of FOMO. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and enjoy the show…or just go back to bed and pretend none of this is happening.

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