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2024-06-12 Crypto Cemetery: These Coins Are Pushing Up Daisies

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is a dumpster fire today. We're diving deep into the bargain bin of digital assets – those with the lowest fully diluted market cap. Spoiler alert: it's not pretty.

  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a price lower than a grain of sand in the Sahara, NEXA is about as appealing as a root canal. This is one of those ‘dead coin walking’ situations. Avoid like the plague unless you’re into collecting digital dust bunnies.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.01: ⭐
    • Someone needs to tell BeAI that 88% drop in 24 hours? Yeah, that’s not a good look. This coin’s performance is more tragic than a stand-up comedian bombing at an open mic night. F for respect, BeAI.
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • WTC is trying to climb its way out of the crypto abyss with a 59% surge! Is this the start of a glorious comeback, or a dead cat bounce? Place your bets, folks. This is crypto gambling at its finest.
  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • An 11% drop? RGT’s performance is giving off major ‘regret’ vibes. This is what happens when you let the interns name your cryptocurrency. Maybe it’s time for a rebrand, guys?
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐
    • The irony of a coin called DUST tanking in the crypto market is not lost on us. It seems even dust can’t escape the gravitational pull of a bear market. Brutal.

Elon Musk, the tech world’s answer to a toddler throwing a tantrum, is at it again. This time, he’s threatening to ban Apple devices from Tesla because…reasons? Look, the details are about as clear as a bottle of two-week-old kombucha, but it seems like Musk is having a sad because Apple won’t let him put OpenAI in iOS. Meanwhile, our beloved TSLA calls are taking a nosedive faster than Musk’s credibility. Coincidence? I think not. Speaking of dumpster fires, let’s talk about these bottom-of-the-barrel cryptos…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -4% 0.06 0 4393 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -4% 3% 0.04 887M 798 EXRD e-Radix
2 -88% 19% 0.01 86.1K 2560 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 0 353K 2142 RFR Refereum
4 -4% 0 379K 2130 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
5 -1% 79% 0.01 629K 2044 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 +59% 89% 0.01 869K 1934 WTC Waltonchain
7 -1% 0.01 854K 1901 DREP Drep [new]
8 99% 0 903K 1887 MARO Maro
9 -4% 58% 0 1.26M 1946 LYRA Lyra
10 -5% 0.02 2.27M 1632 GRV Grove Coin
11 -36% 0 2.68M 1633 PLAY Play Token
12 +7% 53% 0 2.73M 1737 SSG SOMESING
13 -11% 0.27 3.37M 1504 RGT Rari Governance Token
14 -4% 77% 0 3.37M 1576 BWO Battle World
15 -20% 0 3.83M 1460 REV Revain
16 -8% 76% 0 4.87M 1468 XWC WhiteCoin
17 -3% 0.02 4.79M 1486 VTS Veritise
18 -1% 69% 0 7.23M 1396 TAMA Tamadoge
19 61% 1 8.49M 1386 VAI Vai
20 -7% 97% 0.06 5.53M 1377 WAIT Hourglass
21 -2% 0.4 5.89M 1347 NMC Namecoin
22 -5% 49% 0 6.12M 1542 STRM StreamCoin
23 -3% 65% 0.01 6.48M 1427 ORC Orbit Chain
24 1.07 6.43M 1312 CEUR Celo Euro
25 -14% 0.2 6.74M 1458 DUST Dust Protocol
26 0.01 6.92M 1280 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
27 -12% 0 6.99M 1760 THN Throne
28 -1% 10% 0 72.8M 1242 NEXA Nexa

Well, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute you’re riding high on the promise of decentralized riches, the next you’re scraping pennies off the floor. Remember, kids: never invest more than you can afford to lose, especially when it comes to these volatile digital assets. And if all else fails, there’s always the comforting stability of…oh wait, never mind. Everything’s on fire.

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